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age: 28
The privilege of being one of the now-Emporer's (sic) old besties is that of still being able to call him a cunt. Even though you're barely even a funny jester. Heeheehoohoo.
In truth he plays a role closer to the shakespearean fool--telling it like it is, with a few dick jokes peppered in to make the rock hard truth go down easy.
Credited centuries later with having brought the codpiece into fashion--which is true, despite the fact he never wore one.
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