Dallas's Links
This man ruins his day.
Ferrin thinks they're friends, so friendly in fact, that he already gave him a nickname, Doomer boy. He doesn't realize he's the bane of Dallas' existence.
Another man who ruins his day.
“my bestest friend ever, so much of a best friend i opened a joint bank account without letting u know until now.”
Yet another man who ruins his life with his mere existence. Though he doesn't know Uno well, he doesn't particularly want to. Being sat on and bossed around while trying to get completely shitfaced wasn't anywhere on his list of, 'my favorite things that have happened to me'. That being said, despite Uno's manhandling personality, he does have something beckoning about him..
"Dallas my eyes are up here, quit staring at my tits" Uno likes to give Dallas shit for EVERYTHING. Uno is that pesky cockroach Dallas can't kill or get rid of, Dallas may never know peace...