Uno's Links
One of Uno's 'Ex's', he'd call him 'one of his favorite toys', and someone Uno loved to garner a reaction from. When Alistair's reactions became more predictable for the fox, Uno dropped him. But, at the very least extended the invitation out to Alistair that should he get bored with his other flings, one night stands, and is in the need for someone to piss him, the fox is only a phone call away.
One of Alistair's many flings, but one that stood out as someone who gave him the most thrill. Uno is perhaps just as non-comittal and easily bored as he is, and maybe even similarly sadistic. Who's to say if he liked playing with his food like Alistair, or if he was just a mess of emotion, they weren't together long enough for him to figure it out. But my, he really did manage to make him angry, truly angry, sometimes. It's rare for someone to take Alistair off-guard. Oh, what a thrill.
Another ex on the long list of ex's Uno has, he found her to be cute and darling, but eventually the similarities to his sister Seven, made things weird for him. It didn't help that he would call her by his sister's name(to annoy her). He ended things rather quickly, and didn't provide an explanation.
Even though Uno ended the relationship without explanation, Liya was somewhat glad that he did . It does really get on her nerves that he kept calling her his sister's name. Nowadays, Liya still curses Uno whenever she's in a horrible mood.
Uno enjoyed their rather shy and quiet demeanor, their relationship was rather tame compared to his others ones, Uno adored teasing Mathias up until- well he didn't anymore. A switched flipped in Uno, and he was done, dropping Mathias and moving on.
Uno wouldn't consider Morg an Ex entirely, just someone he had a lot of fun with in the past, but doesn't care to continue with anymore interactions.
He did enjoy their time together however.
A one night stand or... Several. Morgan never really grew close to Uno, seeing him as basically just a particularly fun client. While he doesn't have any interest in reaching out again, he has some fond memories.
The reason Uno and Cinnamon got together in the first place was due to their shared enjoyment of teasing the other, then completely dipping. Made for a lot of games of cat and mouse, most of which Uno won. Eventually it got old for the fox, and he dropped Cinnamon.
Cinnamon really enjoyed their games even when he lost. He was never quite sure if their relationship, aware it wasn't the best decision for either. Despite this he was pretty upset when the relationship ended.
Uno enjoyed being more aggressive with Mav, and no we're not talking by putting his hands on them, rather his meter for being the absolute worst was on full blast, but hey the sex was great, and Uno let Mav know that if he ever needs a free dick appointment, he just needs to ask. Even if they aren't together anymore.
Mav was definitely into Uno more so when they acted like an asshole.
Pretty good relationship all things considered- coulda been worse.
Top tier dick definitely likes visiting for that soul purpose
Uno laughed for quite some time about Yuuki's reaction when he ultimately decided he didn't care for her company anymore. In his words, "She's alright with me." He holds no ill will, and finds the whole ordeal hilarious.
Someone Yuuki met in one of her reincarnations. As a kitsune lover, she enjoyed his company, knowing well foxes can be pretty weird and mischievous when they want. But she'd never expect him to suddenly leave, claiming he ended a relationship she didn't knew anything about. Pheraphs she needs to better define the line between friends and partners.
If Uno enjoyed anything about their relationship it was pissing off Myska, to her boiling point, before bringing her back down with sweet nothings and some- well handy work. He was always hot and cold with Myska, keeping her on her toes before the man ultimately just ended their relationship, telling her it's been fun, but they had reached the end of their game.
"Ough, don't get me started! Uno loved to push buttons and he knew exactly which of them to press to annoy me the most. It wasn't all bad, per se. He was extremely doting in the beginning that it was impossible to NOT to be charmed. He was cute too... It was kind of hard to stay mad at him, especially when he would use That voice *sigh*. But then as soon as I forgave him he was back to his antics, again. Seeing what he could do to get a rise out of me, as if it was a game! HE WAS SO FRUSTRATING!! I'm relieved that it ended. I just wish I would of had the pleasure of ending it myself. He beat me to that as well!"
Uno was rather aggressive with his advances towards Vex, finding the other's being and lifestyle to be rather interesting and fun. But as always, all good things come to an end, and this relationship was no different. Uno would vanish one day and no he wouldn't return any calls or texts.
Vex fucking adored Uno; and found their relationship 'fun', since he still has the bad habit of falling for questionable men. Totally had a fit when Uno, of course, left. It took the whole day to put his apartment back together. :)
Uno was surprised by Finnick's height, but Uno's true form was still much taller, something the male used often just to loom over Finnick. Their relationship was more carnal than anything, and just as Uno does with anything, eventually he got bored and dumped Finnick providing no explanation.
He'll still visit if he can get Finnick to beg for it.
Dude's an asshole and I hate his guts but damn...I can't not admit that I occasionally call him up when drunk for a little fun so to speak...
Drifter def got the worst end of Uno's mansplaining, manipulating, malewife attitude. If there was anything the fox enjoyed throughout the relationship it was Uno's ability to turn Drifter into putty in his hands.
Definitely more gullible than Maverick- in fact if Mav wasn't there he probably would've tried to get back with Uno since he hates leaving people he put trust in.
Also bc of the threesomes lmao
Uno enjoyed their time together while it lasted, their week felt more like a month to the fox. When seen outside together, you'd think them a couple in love- that was not the case for either of them. Uno only enjoyed the amusement Eden provided, and when it became evident Eden was losing interest, the Fox didn't take it to heart, he simply left without a word.
It is funny though that when they cross paths Eden is ready to throw hands, but Uno is more than capable of handling himself, and find their little dangerous tangos to be enjoyable.
The had such a wonderful honeymoon week. They ate chocolates, shared spicy moments together and cooked a few delicious meals. They even watched one movie! Until Eden got bored of Uno. Then Uno ghosted her. Despite them both losing interest fast, Eden is so hot headed she'll fight him on sight.
Uno enjoyed their nights out together, though he held particular love for the amount of arguments they'd get into, courtesy of Uno's tendency to be an asshole and spew the dumbest shit, which Haku had no issues firing off on the male.
As always, the fox got bored after some time, and left Haku in the dark.
Uno adored Akari for the time being, finding her to be cute, he always had a partial interest to those closer to his kind. While he was affectionate, he never loved her, and when she in turn starting showing signs of feeling more for him than just some mutual interest Uno left her.
As always he never provided an explanation as he can't be assed to.
She liked him a lot and was left quite heartbroken when it ended. A small part of her will always be grateful for the time they spent together, but a larger, more intelligent part says "oof, dodged a bullet there."
A dear ex of mine, things got routine in our relationship and admittedly I grew bored of him. However, since he's started seeing my brother it's quite entertaining to see the duo's reaction to me.
Thought I'd never see him again- was praying- hoping for that fact but ugh, man. Ran into Uno one day and it was the worst! Hasn't changed one bit, always just trying to spur a reaction out of me. This time I hope to never see him again.
"I had fun! But things got old and predictable fast, perhaps it has something to do with our similar personalities. I don't mind either way, and things ended amicably" Uno has unfortunately forgotten Jack's name by now, so please don't ask him for it, he'll hurt his brain thinking too hard before spitting something like 'Dick dickenson' out. RIP
He was hot. We banged a few times, told me it was nothing personal. And I was like ??? " Damn, I'm glad we had the same hat on this because I was getting bored." He's a good lay tho.
One of Uno's only partners who tested his patience so frequently. If asked why he tolerated her for so long the fox would comment, "While she did her best to push my buttons, it was still a rather fun relationship, and I'd get back at her in my own ways" He was surprised when she was the one to end things, as it's usually his M.O. But, all the same he was unbothered by it.
One of her many past companions. Uno's tolerance and a-hole persona, means she feels freely to do spells, pranks and try all the crazy stuff she wanna do. It was more of a game to her to see one's limit for patience, how much of a bullshit one can be and she gets to have sex while at it. She did get annoyed herself at times. Personal fav is turning him into a steamed bun. She dramatically left him after she was uninterested.
Uno enjoyed their time together, even on the days Chiron wasn't his usual cheery outgoing self, the fox always loved to see every side of a human being, but when all sides are seen, and nothing is new. Uno ends things.
Lansa was a special case, it's rare Uno seeks out anyone so fragile, or frail, given what he is, and how he is. Still, he made the exception and enjoyed the peace they had- until he didn't. Uno can never stay put for long, and thus the relationship came to an end.
Lansa enjoyed spending quiet evenings with Uno. Their time together will be missed but Lansa is happy it is over as well.
Their 'flings' didn't last long, Uno doesn't have a habit of forming attachments, and tends to want to be the only person the other is seeing.
"Younger Sibling. Has a unique taste for their meals."
I preferred it when he did not speak. Killing our parents was something we all should have been consulted on.
Poor Lila, just another toy to bypass time for the fox. Uno had never really cared for any of his partners, but he always /put/ care into them, presenting himself as a perfect boyfriend- well except for the time he worked to piss them off because it was funny. How else was he to see every side of their emotions and reaction if he himself wasn't the one pulling their very heart strings? Lila was no different, Uno would play her like a fiddle, then cast her aside when things had become to predictable.
One of Lila's exes, actually the one that she did the most for. She got her whole arm tattooed when she was enjoying life with him, even though she knew she didn't care for him that much. He pretty much changed her life, how she lived and also her povs on many events. She still missed him, actually his body, and her taste on men changed as well, making her find lovers that made her feel like that was him.
"Him? No, I do not care for em at all. But my body keeps on telling me otherwise. "
Kory had loved her little trist with Uno; too bad it ended! He was a good lay, even if he was a pretty big douche to her. π her "friend" didn't like him either, and was actually overjoyed when Uno dumped her - which was a surprise to her, considering how little he seemed to care before. Oh well! It was fun while it lasted~
You know. It's hard to dislike any of my siblings as much as I dislike Four. But, Hachi is a close second. It's just hard for me to wrap my brain around being related to him. Doesn't add up.
"I used to think my older brother would kill me if I ever looked at him the wrong way, but it's obvious he can't be bothered. Sometimes I wish he would, though-so I won't have to listen to his stupid taunting anymore. I hate him. I hate him so much.
......Don't tell him I said that."