Cat idiot

- He has 1 (one) braincell and it's ocuppied only by cat memes. The best ones, but still cat memes. 

- A happy owner of the Great Cat Horde (as pictured) 

-how many cats he has? I don't know. But definitely a lot. An uncountable amount

- it's literally a sea of cats 

- He says he taught his cats to do tricks for snacks. However the truth is a bit different-it's the cats that taught him to give them snacks for tricks!

- His real name is Wisteria! No one (including me) uses it though-because he is the cat idiot. 

- He is the one who Peony writes his disasterous poems about.

- His sister's goldfish is called Wisteria! She called it after her brother-that particular goldfish and Wisteria have exactly the same level of intelligence. And equally good memory.

-Yes, his cats are smarter. 

- He used to have a magical laser pointer, but now it's broken. He hopes to find someone who can fix it. He loved to play with his cats using the laser pointer.

The Great Cat Horde seems to be very obsessed with ribbons and tassels

- he has only one earring- the other one was made into a bracelet so he has something he can use to play with his cats!

- Peony is his boyfriend. He prefers dogs, and it makes Wisteria so sad. Just so so sad. Because he can't understand how can you prefer that tiny fluffy cute bean over his Great Cat Horde.

-he loves dogs too, but he will never admit it!

The Great Cat Horde:
A giant mass of tiny felines, on search for The Red Dot after it disappeared one day. They are following Wisteria. He is not their owner,ast he seems to have something to do with it disappearance. Their loyalities lie with The Red Dot, but their helpless friend cannot hunt, therefore, the Great Cat Horde provides him with all the much needed food, as long as they need him to find their Dot. So far they gifted:
- 2 (two) fresh leaves
- 1 (one) dry leaf. Very crumbly
- 1 (one) flower. It made them sneeze, but they proudly presented the flower they dutifully hunted
- some grass
- a candy wrapper
- one unidentified something. It's certainly.... something

- a stone! So shiny! So difficult to bite! 

-  A RIBBON!!!!!!!