Momus's Links
She says I'm a good man to be with but the only thing she has to compare me to is a collection of rocks. I really hope she's right! I'm no mimic like she is and sometimes that honestly worries me... but she seems to care a lot about me regardless and that's all I can ask for. I don't mind that she's different, either. In fact, I adore that! She's unique, special and she's full of adorable, quirky surprises. It's special to me that she acts fully like herself around me and there is no greater compliment in my mind.
It's been so long since I've had someone to hold and care about as my lover. I hadn't realized how much I missed the feeling of coming home after a long day to a woman's open arms and expressions of affection. I mean, I knew I missed it but I REALLY missed it. I really hope she decides I'm good enough for her to stay with me forever. I want to feel safe opening my heart again. I don't know if I could handle one more heartbreak.
Snack. Right. Umm...it's hard to really put together how I feel about him. He's the only boy I've ever been with, but I think I want to keep it that way. There's a lot to love. He's sweet, silly, comforting to be around...he gets me. He's got such a nice face, too. We started off as just neighbors and friends, but...eh? He got me to open up and find out who I am. No other mimics needed. That's special.
He's amazing. It took me some time, but I think I can love him in whatever form he takes. Shame I didn't see that sooner.
I don't know where she came from or how she got here but she's mine and I love her and I'm gonna be the best father figure in all the realms! I think fate sent me my first child on hard mode because she's a little difficult to handle, what with her unfortunate memory issues but that only fuels my determination to keep her happy, healthy and well taken care of.
I JUST WISH MISERIA STOPPED TEACHING HER HOW TO SAY CUSS WORDS.
Sir takes good care of me! He plays with me a lot and feeds me, and I heared from the shiny man at the fountain that Sir is like my...guard oden? I don't know what that means. Sir lets me help do the dishes and then we go outside and catch bugs. I like him. Most of the time.
He insists he's straight but he acts like I'm his husband in public or something. It's extremely embarrassing and I clock him for it just about every time. Listen, I have more of a reason to now that I'm in a relationship with a mimic waifu.
Norton is a real funny guy so I really can't stay mad at him for anything too long and I'm certain he knows and abuses that knowledge. We get along really well and honestly, no argument has torn us apart for long at all! And he can get really passionate, too! If it's really bad we just duke it out on the lawn or start a bar fight. I think that's a sign of us being as close brothers as we can get, get it!?
Next time he raids my fridge I'm gonna knock his lights out.
Ah, Momus! My other half~ Nah. Just kidding. Well, sorta. He's my best friend. I can't really spend too much time away from him. He doesn't really seem to mind, of course. Mo's the one person I can trust with anything and everything. I'm sure we'll be pals for a long time. We better be! Otherwise, this witch amulet thing would be such a waste! Plus, I'd miss him. I miss him right now actually. Better go drop by for a visit.
Oh she's great! She's a real smarty but a lot of jokes I make go over her head besides puns. That's fine! Not everyone has the refined taste in humor such as I. Emera's a good pal and one of the first people I usually go and see for a second opinion on whatever problem is going on in this funny little town. A real reliable friend, get it?
Momus? He is a very dear friend of mine! When I moved to Lilypad he was my first friend and we get along very very well. I think my life would be very different if I had not met him. We have been through thick and thin and will always have each other's backs. I feel as though I can tell him anything if needed. I believe our friendship will last for the rest of time, and I look forward to it. He is one of my closest friends.
She's a very bitey ball of hyperactive fur!
I don't appreciate the comic she's writing about me and the others but the thought is sweet. I think? It's not like we can stop her, so...
HE LOOKS LIKE A POPCORN I LIKE HIM
Miseria is one of the most important people in my whole life! Without her, I would be completely lost! We are Gods of emotion. It is vital we stick together. Too much of one feeling can be destructive and we need to ensure nothing becomes imbalanced. For the sake of our minds and for the sake of the mortals. Even besides this, we are as best as friends can come! Sorry, Norton but I'm sure you'd understand that a best friend sibling relationship is probably the most important. That is, if you even care about perceived ranking. It doesn't matter.
Momus and I have to stick together. We have to. WE HAVE TO. Our minds will be lost without each other. He is so important to me. He's been the only thing that's kept me sane my entire life. In return, I am there to help keep him from doing anything rash. Sometimes I make things worse, though... but he still smiles by the end of it all and forgives me. I don't deserve a twin like him.
Somnus is a total jerk but it comes with being so candid. I prefer an honest ass rather than a dishonest friend, so there's something I can appreciate about my older sibling. If you need an upfront truth on anything, ask Somnus. He will neutrally state things as he sees them. And you know, he's one of the most fair guys I know. He drives me insane, though. He can be very bossy and whiney about the way I live. Listen, you stick to your side of the house and I'll stick to mine! It was MY home first anyway.
I think he could stand to do a little more tidying and maybe do a little more in his shop to make extra money. I suppose what he does is something to be admired. He helps the mortals with advice and I must say, it's decent advice. He tells them to do the right thing and to better themselves. Those are all great things, however, I do think he should be far blunter and stop beating around the bush for most topics. People are there for their fortune and advice, not to be told that everything can be sunshine and rainbows if you believe hard enough. Either way, for the youngest of the family, he has sure matured faster than I would have expected. Perhaps I should give him more credit and start treating him less like a child.
We'd get along fine if he didn't take away everything I loved. Ah, but rules are more important than the happiness of his little brother! He's broken them once before and he couldn't break them again for my eternal happiness? He just had to take them away. I see his priorities and I am not part of them.
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She's a wonderful friend of mine! A real fantastic gal! A joy to talk to! She's unintentionally hilarious and she brightens any room she's in! We had a thing going for a few thousand years on and off but things couldn't be made stone. Unfortunate, but it was easy to move on. It wasn't anything serious anyway.
OH MOMUS IS GREAT! He's adorable, kind, handsome, and funny! You know, if I wasn't so busy I totally would have accepted his proposal but my duties are far more important, y'know? Who's gonna bring Eros good news every morning and do all the fieldwork in 78% of the subsections if I were busy being a wife!? NOBODY! That's who! Sorry, Moomoo! It's great to see he got himself a girlie, though! I'm very happy for him! Guess I gotta go find a new playmate now, huh?
He's my older brother but at this rate, he doesn't seem to be growing up ever. He will always be the precious little baby of the family! He may be a god of death, but I think he's the god of Hearts of Gold.
MOMUS!
Bastard nailed me with many arrows in my time and all of them lead to heartbreak. What's with those mortals anyway? What makes them so attractive!? Dammit, Eros....
He is a sad little man but not a displeasure to be around. He finally received a solid gold arrow so I cannot be more than pleased! He better not squander it!
She's a total bitch.
Stupid yellow clown! Go back to McDonalds, you worthless little tool!
She's an incredibly sweet gal! She wants to screw everything that moves so I gotta keep her at arms-length.
And keep her far from Norton.
Greek guy! I bought him from a month, but he wasn't interested in being my pet. So sad...anyway, he's cool. His advice is pretty solid. He could send my step-brother to the other side with a flick of the wrist, and that's pretty hot. He's taken, which like...kinda sucks, but it's cool. He can be the fun advice guy. I'm fine with that.
I feel like if I were to get too close to him I would contract the bubonic plague.
Ugh. MO-KUN. He'sh the worsht of thoshe two BOZOSH that are trying to take my Emera away from me. Absholute jerk! He hash no reshpect for Emera'sh beauty and brainsh. She'sh the PERFECT woman and he takesh advantage of her! I am afraid that my loving Emera hash developed shtockholm becaushe of thish guy. Don't worry, Emera...I'll shave you.
I like Dersby! He knows a god when he sees one and that's why he's always eager to talk to me~ You ever just need a day to talk about yourself? I need those more often than most! I can't just sit around and not blow off some steam! Outside of visiting for the sake of visiting a friendly face, sometimes I like to have tea with this guy just so I can answer some questions. I can trust him with a lot I normally wouldn't trust for any old Joe.
I don't trust this guy. Not one little bit! I only "trust" him, get it? Benefit of the doubt kind of "trust" just so I don't come out as the asshole, here. I'm not a fan of Miseria being so... infatuated by this gross, weasely, grey man.
The distaste doesn't go unnoticed, but as much of a shame as it is that I couldn't better regulate our relations, there are far more pressing matters to tend to. Besides, a hundred or so men already hate me. What's another on the pile?