talladega
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- 2 years, 6 months ago
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- dinosaurtaxfund
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Basics
a robot created by Talbot Food And Drink Co. to be a walking, talking advertisement for their brand of orange soda, meant to travel and interact with others for the ultimate goal of getting them to buy it. the job was unfulfilling as you'd expect, but bearable for the time being. the company collapsed about 15 years ago due to struggling sales and public scandal and talladega was left to wander the surrounding desert plains as a result, left to wonder "...now what?"
Likes
- the desert
- cactus juice
- plastic straws
- nascar :)
Dislikes
- the cold/snow
- other metal objects (they end up sticking to her legs)
- ads in general
- warehouses
About
☀ lord help me for there is Sand In My Joints
☀ heat-resistant thank god
☀ laid back little guy
☀ was what you would call a "niche internet micro-celebrity" back in the day
☀ built with a digestive system for advertising reasons
☀ doesn't know if she actually likes performing for others or is just deeply compelled to due to her job
☀ can't digest solid food very well, does it anyways
☀ what's behind her absurdly long bangs? who knows!!! all we know is that shes somehow able to see thru it
☀ branded with the orange soda logo on both shoulders, not a fan
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