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Hey gramps gramps hey gramps Hey gramps ive figured out how to make small explosions (with my mind)(Jk LOL) wanna see
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how annoying!!! that girl has far too much energy, even for me! she likes to drag me places, and company... er, appreciated or not (i refuse to specify,) she's just too much! she's far too naive as well... you can't be friends with everyone, you know! AND WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THE PINK!!! YOU- ...hold on. is that a little blueberry bear 🥺 can i see
Talu-tan!!! She's really fun!!! I like that she acts like she doesn't like me!! It's very cute!! I like being her friend :3 and I eat whatever she gives me cuz I want them to get better at cooking!!! I like cooking with them and showing them how to make sweets!! Cuz what's better than that!!! Oh, my blueberry bear?? Do you want them!!! You can have them if you want Talu-tan!!! >w<
kuhuhu, what a blast~! THIS one knows how to have a good time! always fun to hear what kind of ideas she has to come up with, there's never a dull moment being by their side! have you ever thought of a nightmare where your feet melt right off the bone, constantly bleeding and staining all of your socks? well bam. we have. we're one step ahead of you. watch out
Oh I absolutely adore Talula!! I LOVE getting with them and scaring others together, it's so much fun. I invite her over to watch horror movies and we always brainstorm more spooks afterwards!! They also make some of the funnest nightmares I've heard of, and I like to help her come up with even more wild and wacky nightmares. They're always so enthusiastic when we're together, it's great!!
blah blah blahh something about the inherent beauty in the fragility of a human soulll uhhhh something something about being a total LAME-O! constantly going on and ON about death, ever learn how to live a little? now picture this. a cartoony esque silly dream. your eyes comedically bulge out of your skull at the sight of something. huuh? they bulge out for REAL and you have no EYES and you start coughing BLOOD AND THE SKY TURNS RED AND AHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥 Also you are bald Ok like how that sounds? ...yeah yeah we all die uh huh okay but what do you think of this nightmare idea. cmahhnn Cmaahnn its my birthday!
The living pinnacle of vulgarity… Every sentence out of that witch’s mouth is a pestilence to my mind to a point where I’m at a loss for words. Though I must admit, the “supah sillay” nightmares she comes up with in that sick and twisted little brain of hers sound far more frightening than anything I could ever come up with and I shudder at the mere thought of them… a simple and solitary death sounds MUCH more preferable than suffering whatever foul disease she’s made up. No regard whatsoever as to how the human body and illnesses actually work by the way. It’s nonsensical and absurd, every last bit of it! …Hah? Well, h-happy birthday?!
hmm, how can i find the words for her... NUISANCE! TOTAL NUISANCE!!! she never leaves me alone! so what if you like witchcraft? i bet plenty of others out there do too. and what ABOUT your crystal collection? ITS... ah, well... there is one that IS really pretty... the little purple stuffed rabbit she has is a total cutie as well... and- but that's BESIDES the point!
Talula is great!! She's really into witchcraft and stuff, and I think they have a strong appreciation for lots of my collection. I like to talk to her about a bunch of the stuff I have! Sometimes she acts like it's a bother, but the way she looks at other stuff in my collection tells me otherwise! I feel comfortable enough with her that I've shown her my stuffed animals!! Talula won't admit it, but I know she thought they were cute!
i've... gotta be honest, he's won me over. he's won about everyone over! tried to mess with him at first, but he's too damn charismatic for his own good! it's annoying!!! he's not even all like Uuu 😋Uuu cutesy like other aggravating folk, he's just.. some guy!!! some REALLY good guy that cooks REALLY good meals!!! have you TRIED his food before?! he's an incarnate of prince charming, i swear! if... he had some odd obsession with scarecrows or somethin, i dunno.
Talula seems really cool! They're into the arcana like Eris which is equally as cool. They're a bit of a trickster but I've still befriended my fair share of them! Honestly just looking at her makes me want to go all out a bake a giant crystal ball cake. That'd require a lot of frosting though... Hm, back to the store! (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。
EEHH!? the humans are no gooders, i'm telling ya! we can teach them a lesson they'll never forget! …after a quick bite, of course. i'm in aaa... spaghetti type of mood. OH OH, NOW HEAR ME OUT... nightmare idea: someone is eating spaghetti. they are eating So much spaghetti. they start to feel sick. their toes become horrifyingly large. they explode into rainbows. HUHUHU~ this'll be so much fun!!!
Talu!! The humans were mean to me again! I'm free at 7 pm tonight, do you want to grab dinner and head over to the human realm? The audacity of them... man, Talula is so cool! She understands me and has the best ideas on how to scare people with rainbows. HUEHUEHUE [evil laughter] IT'S GO TIME!