Sneezy is that some Driders laid some eggs and then left Sneezy's egg to rot because they thought it was a dud and honestly who cares because all the Driders hatching are loveless monsters anyways so whatever. But Sneezy ended up just being a really late hatch and now look at him. With no evil parents to raise him he is now a precious baby child who loves his friends. He protec but he also attac!

Sneezy is a friendly drider who travels the world in search of his parents who probably died in a dungeon somewhere long ago but don't tell him that please... He imagines his parents are similar to human parents where they love their kid but uh... Y'know. Driders.

Out of hundreds of drider eggs, there's always bound to be duds. Sneezy was thought to be one of these duds and was left to rot. However, in the middle of winter, he hatched. Due to the lack of parental figures, or any figures at all for that matter, Sneezy survived and started to learn about the world on his own. He doesn't know how to read and has a conduct similar to a small child despite being roughly 30 years of age. Sneezy's hair is unlike most drider hair in that it's very curly. He rarely wears it down as it gets tangle in his webs, so he often wears it in a bun. His favorite food is millipedes and he hates vegetables.

His bright colors often cause a stir, whether it's for admiration for them or the realization that he is an extremely venomous drider. His vemon can cause loss of muscle control and breathing problems, resulting in paralysis and eventual asphyxiation. In addition, the venom causes intense pain and inflammation. Thankfully Sneezy never bites.

He also has a fascination with music and so became a bard. He motivates his team with a wide variety of tunes played on the slide whistle.

Present Day

Story: Now edition

Character Creation

This section serves as a record of how and when this character was created and how they've developed over the years. This is something mostly for myself to look back on but if you find it interesting, cool!

Sneezy was created for one of my first DnD campaigns. My brother is the only cool DM around so he worked with me to make a homebrow drider class I could play as without being OP as hell. Sneezy greatly reflects how much I don't know wtf I'm doing in DnD so I also made him an idiot oblivious to the world around him.
For his story, the DnD lore behind Driders is all kind of wacky since at first it was a curse for failing a test, but since Drider's are stronger than Drow they made the decision that it was a blessing But then people were upset about the change and so they changed the lore AGAIN to Driders being the results of twisted mutative "fleshcrafting" done on failures with no divine connection at all. So I said screw it to all of that and he hatched from an egg. Fuck you, it's my spider so I get to choose the lore!