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she is such a self centered power hungry dictating condescending piece of shit
she is genuinely just. an awful person
everything she does is to the benefit of herself and is an act of self indulgence
she probs keeps the heads of enemies as trophies
also horns of powerful trolls she's killed definitely
i can deadass imagine her just looking him dead in the eye and saying something like "wow, im everything you wish you could be!!" doesn't give a shit that he could probs kill her in a flat second
i think ephyra's complex feeds into galnea's development
in order for galnea to beat her and claim alternia's throne she has to be stronger than ephyra and shes a fucking BEAST
and shes bloodthirsty)
if u try to insult or threaten her she twists it into a compliment
also shes definitely stabbed someone in the knee after they refused to kneel before her
she only ever looks into someones eyes so she can see her reflection
ephyra: oh i just keep my enemies at tridents length
evarii: you have literally just impaled me with your trident
ephyra: yes exactly
(it probably tips galnea over the edge into spiralling downwards the same way that ephyra did with her self obsession. she becomes the fearsome empress of alternia, but shes extremely unstable from the trauma. like she has a sort of switch which can flip at any time)
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bonus: ephyra ebooks
I Don't Know What A Tentabulge Is And I'm Not About To Find Out
have you ever heard the sound of a stiletto heel puncturing a lung?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
you know that blood streaming down your face is not gonna be too great for your pores honey
I Can't Maul You Today. I Need To Exfoliate
this dress is worth more than literally your entire family line you fucking rat. Anyway can you zip the back up please
i literally stabbed you in the leg. stop playing farmville
Those Stitches Match Your Eyes
I'm Always A Slut For Merciless Genocide
(stabs u but in a cute way)
step on the cape i'll step on your windpipe
How Many Piercings Can I Get On One Face
this hive is gucci
i just did my makeup i don't want to ruin it by looking directly at you
(She Scronches Her Face In Disgust)
normally i would gouge your eyes out but these are acrylics and i don't want them ruined
now before you attempt to maul me, i need to send my snapstreaks
i kill other fuschias because their blood is the same colour as my cape. i don't need to worry about stains
my eyeliner is as sharp as the prongs i intend to behead you with
NOt ThE HAir
your face looks like it was rendered with an android camera
if you comment on my septum piercing again i will take it out and stab you in the eye with it
i hope you get blocked by tony the meowbeast on twitter
o.k.
Seen ✓
I Hate That Message So Much I Got A Time Player To Travel Back And Knock Me Clean Out Just To Prevent Me From Reading It
i hate that so much that i made 247 new accounts just to block you with
I Would Block You In Real Life But That Is Murder
please contact me when you godtier. i want to kill you a fair few times
you are the reason they invented the block button
Please Just Stop Breathing
the amount of shits i give is equivalent to the number of bobby pins in my hair. a lot but you cant see them
i would care but my foundation is still setting so check back in 5 minutes and ill be ready to hurt your feelings
these heels are higher than your ego
i don't know who let you be a highblood but they were an idiot
You Should Have Been Mopped Up
Do You Smell That. Its My New Air Freshener Called Shut Your Fucking Ass
no offense but if we went on a culling spree i would make a lot of purplebloods run into my knife
i have had false eyelashes less fragile than your masculinity
if i had a penny for every time i gave a shit i would probably have a few pennies but i would not let you look at the pennies
Please Perish
oh me? im just waiting for you to despawn
i understand that you despise me with every fibre of your being but can you like my recents on instagram
my auspistice made me delete the vagues i posted about you. all 227 of them.
that wasn’t very bourgeoise of you
(kills you in alternian)
Ah. So You’re Being A Cunt.
I have things to do and people to stab
Something about the vigilant
If i had a dollar for every time you said something stupid i would buy a big sword and then smack you with it
The mother grub should have squished you into a semi viscous paste and then used your blood to draw something inappropriate
Purple is just bootleg rust