I'm older than I look! Hey, stop patting my head!
I'm not a pixie, I can't grant wishes! I wish I could, though, it'd make life easier. Or would it...?
I guarantee you that if it's not in a book, it will be very soon. Even when things are lost, they're often found again. Sometimes rediscovered!
Why are people so quick to judge by appearances? I'll have to invest in keeping fake, white beards in my pack!