Breaking News 

Education Crisis

• There's currently an education crisis going on in this town, mainly due to teachers from the few schools around it being mysteriously "snatched up", has been going on for years
• Multiple subs have been hired from just about every career track to take the stress of teaching 50 kids or so per class off the main teachers
• The overall weight of working poufs getting sub-teaching as a part-time job has left the local adult population drowsy and tired all the time

Only Subs

• The current mayor of the town is a sub himself, and there's no doubt complaints from parents sent to his main office and complaints from their children to his school office leaves this ol' boy exasperated
• A number of adolescents changed their life's dream to the education track as it is a guaranteed position in this place
• At the same time, the resignation rates have reached an all-time high in the teaching sector as many new teachers cave into the fear of "disappearing" if teaching for too long
• Strangely enough, there has been no reports of any subs going missing, so as you can imagine, these same ex-teachers then get themselves a secure job position as a sub

Not-So-Friendly Town Hall

• The average school board director is probably frustrated, jaded, and not nice to any new teachers as they're "all a bunch of quitters and salary thieves!!!"
• The mayor may or may not be involved in secretly investing town funds to hire teachers outside of Yamton instead of hiring a "bunch of quitters"
• if you ever wondered why the cobblestone roads are still missing stone after you sent in 34 complaints about your wagon suffering, you might wanna thank the newest "high-quality" teacher at your child's school