A blinding success!

I'm proud to announce my meddling has succeeded in ways I would never have predicted! I suppose you could say I was raised traditionally - my parents still don't actually know I'm a lesbian, and ideally, they never will! Why do I bring this up? Well, in the midst of the war between me and silly Germaine, when I was so certain that I had secured a victory, and that Adelaide would be mine, she sat us all down after work and made a proposition - she has two hands. I couldn't believe I hadn't thought of it before! In fact, I feel quite silly now - imagine the sheer amount of girlfriends I could have had in the past, had it ever occured to me I can simply have more than one!

It doesn't matter now, though. I don't need any more girlfriends. I'm sorry, dear reader, but I simply have the two cutest girls in the world, and they're all mine, and I don't particularly feel like sharing with anyone else ♥

New job, new girls!

Did you know that there are maid cafes in this city? I would, because I finally have a new job! I actually got scouted for it - it was undoubtedly the creepiest thing to ever happen to me. This expensive looking woman stopping me in the streets, staring at my boobs, and asking if I was unemployed. I thought she was running a brothel! I suppose my new job is only a few steps above a brothel, however - only slightly classier than a Hooters. I may not like men, but I do like attention. And money!

The work is average, but the workplace comes with an extra treat - the cutest girl I have ever seen in my entire life. She has this adorable little facade, where she acts timid and useless to get everyone to do things for her. I've seen her convince customers to clean their own tables! I don't think she's pleased that I've seen through her disguise, and I've been having so much fun teasing her with how it doesn't work on me. I can tell she's determined to capture me under her spell, but I'm already enraptured - just not in the way she would like. I want to wrap her around my finger instead ♥ And then maybe, once she's deeply in love with me, I'll finally spoil her as rotten as she deserves!

There's only one problem - seems another girl is already pursuing her. Childhood besties, adorable! However, you've had 21 years to get this off of your chest, and you still haven't managed? The amnesty period expired years ago! This Germaine girl is going to be very disappointed when she sees how effortlessly I can steal her crush! Wish me luck, dear reader!

Fired again! :(

They accused me of standing around and doing nothing but flirting all day! Can you believe it? How else are you supposed to sell TVs? I thought being a salesperson was all about being charming! Starting to think I might be doomed... Are there any rich lesbians looking for a cute young trophy wife? Maybe I should just go back into landscaping, but it's soo much work, and along with these giant breasts, I might snap my back in half! Oh, to live another day, or to be employed...

Little cow, big city!

Hello, interwebs! I thought it might be fun to start a blog! I've finally saved up enough from all that landscaping work - I'm going to do it! I'm going to move to the big city! Absolutely no one supports me, everyone thinks it's a terrible idea, I can't say I don't understand their concerns. But I think they think too little of me! I've been independent my entire life - my parents barely raised me, I know how to provide for myself! I've been preparing for this for years, it's not a decision I'm making lightly! I really think I'll be fine!

Besides, if I have to stay in this homophobic small town one more day, I think I might explode XOX Please! To the big city! I want to kiss girls, goddamnit!!