Punchy
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Punchy
She's beauty, she's grace, she will punch you in the face
| Name | Pulcinella Hillevi |
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| Titles/Nicknames | Punchy the clown |
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| Gender/Pronouns | female (she/her) |
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| Age/Birthday | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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| Species | StarFisher |
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| Orientation/Status | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (lbr at least kinda gay probs) |
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| Height | 6'3"/1,90 m |
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| Body Build | Her big |
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| Traits/Unique Features | Buff Clown |
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| Home | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
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| Personality | Loud,punchy |
Traits/Skills
| Punch |
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| Flaws | Qualities | Motivation |
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MANTIS SHRIMP PUNCH
Mantis Shrimp have the fastest punch in the world, with the same acceleration as a 22 caliber bullet. To a mantis shrimp kung fu looks like thai chi. The mantis shrimp can deliver a blow with 15,000 Newtons of force, which tells you what a sissy punch Newton must have had. That punch is so powerful that the universe can’t even handle it water moves out of the way so fast that little vacuums are formed, called cavitation bubbles. These bubbles collapse immediately, and the force of that collapse creates a second shockwave and even generates light and heat. That’s some mortal kombat finishing move shit right there.
Basically it sucks to be the mantis shrimp’s roommate. There’s just way too much of the punching.
About
Even the octopus, who is quite a badass, can’t deal with these little psycho bastards. If you're afraid of clowns, stay afraid. Stay very afraid. God Damn it.
Oh also
Yar har, fiddle di dee
Being a pirate is all right with me
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!
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Relationships/Family
Family
She punched Tracy as a baby once and he never forgave her that's about all I can think of putting here..
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