Poseidon
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Poseidon Breakwater
Starfisher, 60, retired pirate captain & innkeeper
| Name | Poseidon | |
| Titles/Nicknames | Riptide, Spearfish, Breakwater, Unn (beloved one), Fat Fuck | |
| Gender/Pronouns | male | |
| Age/Birthday | 60 | |
| Species | Starfisher | |
| Orientation/Status | straight and happily married | |
| Height | 2,3m/6'8" | |
| Body Build | much muscle, much fat | |
| Traits/Unique Features | a lot of scars, most notable: eye, torso, top and bottom of tail (harpoon attack), missing leg | |
| Home | Port Caldera | |
| Voice Claim | Dream Daddy Brian / King of Red Lions | |
| Theme Song/s | Peter Fox - Haus Am See (video) Rea Garvey - Can't Say No |
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| Personality | loud, wild, cheerful, stubborn, provocative |
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Wave Whisperer
He can control currents through magic. Less so nowadays, but back in the day it carried his ship across the sea even through unkind winds and helped him dart through and out of the waters.
About
- Likes: Laughing, beer, fights, telling stories, treating people that aren't his friends as if they were
- Dislikes: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Once a wild and violent fisher pirate and terror of the sea, Poseidon is now older and calmer and retired with his family to a quiet life on shore, at least as quiet as running an inn full of drunk sailors and travelers can be.
He loves telling stories from his seafarer times, though they often sound so over the top, it's questionable how much of it is true. His favorite one by far is the one about how he became a pirate - wherein a ship made the terrible mistake of shooting the young starfisher with a harpoon. He jumped onto the deck of the ship, impaled the captain with the very same harpoon and took over the ship. While the crew followed along out of fear at first, many admired his wild and ruthless nature. A few of them changed ships at the first opportunity, but most stayed to serve under him. Poseidon himself gladly gave up life under the sea for one full of violence and booze.
Backstory
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Family
Poseidon is an incredibly loud and good-humored man with a hearty laugh who dearly loves his wife and family, both the strong and the weak and timid. Many of his children have long left the nest to go their own way, often inspired by their parents or nature, but the doors will always be open for them should they want to return.
His wife had once sailed the sea much like him. She encountered Poseidon in battle, and after beating him she convinced him to help her overthrow her ship and in return she'd join his crew. People have warned him that if she instigated mutiny and treason once, she'd do it again. Now they're married for almost thirty years.
His inn is built around an old stranded ship on the beach near Port Caldera. (A ship that Poseidon claims can absolutely still swim, should it ever need to. Many have their doubts about that, but Poseidon is absolutely convinced.) He welcomes both strangers and old rivals into his care, but should any of them ever threaten him or what is precious to him, he can get furious quite fast.
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Notes
yells at Mabs forever!!
Ambaaargh/Mabs - Today at 2:16 AM
The disembodied robber leg of friendship.
In reality its just fishdads leg that he dried and mounted above the doorframe.
Rooty - Today at 2:17 AM
omfg
it's a trophy of the shooter ship he tried to mount
Ambaaargh/Mabs - Today at 2:18 AM
His only regret is his wife didnt allow him to get it magically enchanted to wiggle and sing like those hokey singing bass of our world all "take me to the river....drop me in the water..."
Rooty - Today at 2:18 AM
oh god
Ambaaargh/Mabs - Today at 2:19 AM
"She put her foot down on the matter...and in a sense she put my foot down on it too. :Y"
Coco - Today at 3:26 PM http://prntscr.com/h0i9o0 Lightshot Screenshot
is that poseidon and asta rooty - Today at 3:27 PM yes Coco - Today at 3:28 PM i feel like poseidon wouldnt be good at handlling money at all rooty - Today at 3:33 PM nnnop Coco - Today at 3:34 PM like rooty - Today at 3:34 PM mostly bc he'd be all for a bartering system Coco - Today at 3:34 PM either moneys gone the instant he gets it or rooty - Today at 3:34 PM lets spend all this gold on booze and then trade a goat for some more(edited) Coco - Today at 3:34 PM homer voice: money can be exchanged for goods and services rooty - Today at 3:35 PM poseidon: goods can be exchanged for goods Coco - Today at 3:35 PM poseidon: aw man i want some peanuts but all i got is this gold asta: money can be exchanged for goods and services rooty - Today at 3:36 PM pffgf Poseidon: What. I thought gold is just for pirates to collect(edited) Coco - Today at 3:36 PM i can only communicate ideas in memes poseidon: gold is stupid you cant even eat that shit or get drunk on it in
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