Dion Hudson's Links
Uh... seems a little... dreary, doesn't it? Y'know, diggin' graves all day? You look practically like you climbed right out of one of those graves yourself - don't they ever give you a break?
I can't imagine spending all day cooped up in an archive. I mean, sounds a bit depressing, right? Poring over documents about people long dead all day... but I guess it's gotta be riveting to some. Local history and stuff. Um, and I guess somebody's gotta do it.
Somebody’s gotta do it. Somebody’s gotta. It doesn’t mind. It doesn’t mind, no, no. It doesn’t mind being all cooped up with the dead. Some haven’t been dead for long, dead for long. Not dead for long—always new ones to sort, to sort.
It can’t imagine spending all day on roller skates. Can’t imagine.
How do you even go about doin' acrobatics and stuff with those big paws on? Feels like you wouldn't be able to grab onto anything. Like, you'd just be, uh... pawin' at stuff. No- no pun intended.
Mwehehe! That's totally the intention, meow! Don't worry meowch about it, these paws have a very strong grip!
Don't you get paranoid, writing about crime? I can hardly look at the news without gettin' at least a little freaked... but I guess maybe you're used to it. Or not?
whuh.. i-i don't think so.. what news are they showing you?! you yanks really are kind of weird..
I don't get it - aren't they all just... rocks? I don't get any more excited lookin' at a diamond than I do a quartz on the ground. I mean, they're pretty and stuff, but still. Maybe I'm just not initiated or somethin'.
Oh, Dion, darling, aren't you just silly! A real peach, fufu. You ain't seen "rocks" just yet, sugarplum. Why don't you come a little closer and see what the fuss is all about for yourself?
A... surgeon? Don't you have to go through crazy schooling and training for that? Lotta responsibility... is that why you look so... uh, tired?
Gosh. I know bees are super important for the environment and stuff, but I'd be way too scared'a being stung to work so closely with them. Kinda impressive... oh, and, actually, you sell honey, right? I've been lookin' for a better stock for the Starlight...
aw, don't worry mister dion! bees are polite fellas, just gotta be polite back! heh-heh! guess you could call it similar to bein' a waiter, in that way? i dunno, i've never been one! do you work in one 'a those fancy-shmancy restaurants?
Toxicologist... is it hard keepin' track of everything all those chemicals do? I know my way around cleaning supplies, but that's really it, and even then it took me a bit to get everything straight in my head..
How d'you even... train a pigeon to race, anyway? I mean, they're kinda cute, but I'm mostly used to them being pests, you know, hanging out in the dumpster and stealing stuff. Or, uh, maybe that's seagulls...?
Oh, they're real smart actually! You just gotta train them at a coop so they know that's home and release 'em. They do the rest, yes. Only reason there's so many city pigeons is how much they breed and hide, haha!
Ah… not really? They’re just like shoes, just with, uh… wheels attached. It’s more a strain on your legs and back keepin’ you balanced than anythin’ else… and I’m pretty used to it anyway. Um, I imagine you also get used to heights n’ stuff with your job, yeah? I couldn’t. I’d get too nauseous.
Hey, uh, d’those skates hurt to wear all day?
?!?!?!???!????WHAT IS A LITERAL PRINCESS DOING IN MY DINER. WHO SENT YOU
Oh my, are you alright, dear? You’re… You look quite distressed?
(i have to kill him. i dont know how to flirt iwth him so he has to die)
Uhhhh. You okay over there, cutie pie?
Aww, hey! Little Hudson dude! Hypothetically, if I ordered a bunch of food, and if I hypothetically was just going to feed it all to the seagulls so that they'd stop stealing other people's food, you wouldn't consider that, like, the seaguls stealing /your/ food, right!? You look like a guy who gets terrorized by seagulls anyways, so, like, maybe it'd hypothetically help you out too, Little Hudson dude!