Damian Aanvegrod's Links
“interesting,” is a really broad term you know.
That is a very interesting arm you have there...
Just pick one set, it isn't that hard
Dude which pair of eyes should I be looking at, this is weird.
If you need a job, demon hunting for my boss is an option. If you think you can handle it.
I don’t know if I should be impressed or wary of the optimistic you are as a killer.
I hope you’re confidence in your combat skills are well founded, cuz your fire ain’t gonna do much of anything to me.
...They're not available for eating, sorry
"Your eyes look like sweet potatoes! ... sorry, I haven't had lunch."
What is it with this place and scythes!? Are the lot of you fucking farmers on the side or some shit??
How the fuck do you navigate your city everything is bright as sin and moves places every 10 seconds
Would you like a pair of anti-glare contact lenses? They can be really helpful, especially when there are city-wide events. I could also get you a map! Ciaran would be happy to help!
I don't get it, your main weapon is just an oversized farming tool.
I have never been to a farm in my damn life.... your point is?
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BARK BARK BARK AWOOOOGA HELLOOOOO HANDSOME
You're gonna hafta elaborate on that one chief
"You remind me of someone..."
I cannot and will not make promises I can't keep.
Haha, nice to meet you! You look, um, like you're on the fiery side...just keep the flames away from my antennae so they don't fry, thanks!
If you're goal is to remind me how shitty my situation is, don't bother. I do that enough myself.
[Insert "I am way to horny to talk to this woman" sound bit here]
Heeeeey! Are you still listening to me?
Listen, I know it's your job and all, but could you not rearrange the city for like, a day?
Is it that hard to simply say: May I have a map, please?
I wish I could tell you the toll of immortality gets easier to deal with the longer you live, but I'd rather not lie to you, Pansy
Yeah, yeah. That's what all you bastards say. So are you buying anything or are you just here to kill time?
...you know what maybe I'll use some of my vacation days to stay in this city a little longer
You oughta suture that bleeding heart of yours Parthia. There are too many people who'll be quick to take advantage of it.