001 \ ICHIROU's Links
"You know, you've got a lot of... doohickeys around your place. What do they even do?"
"Doohi- Fuck sake... For the last time. These. Are- You know what? You're not worth the effort. Sure, doohickeys! Wooow."
Murmurs under he breath.
"I need a gadget to keep you silent and to stop you from touching my shit..."
"I might need to get my horns like yours."
* Listening to music and can't hear him right now *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cpc7-a0XhA
Shockingly, that isn't one of the 100 alien languages I've heard on Xeria. Are you insulting my sister???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cpc7-a0XhA
Huh, so you enjoy this show called "Friends"? I see, I see. I do have it in my data banks, so maybe I should watch it if you recommend it!
"Hard to find people even shorter than me..."
"... Hehe... I guess it is~ ... It's not so bad though..."
"What that tail do?"
It's...It's a scarf but uh. Mainly keeps me warm?
"You remind me of someone..."
You're gonna hafta elaborate on that one chief
"Whoever smelt, it dealt it... Li'l bro."
"Hey li'l bro, did you happen to be in Earth-789 yesterday? And did you happen to set the city hall on fire? Just asking, 'cause it was you... last time."
"Have you heard about Wendy's 4-for-4? It's not actually $4."
What the fuck is a Wendy's?
"Can you teach me how to lucid dream? I need it for something."
I can just enter your dream and tell you that you're dreaming when you fall asleep. Say... haven't I seen you..... nevermind.
"It does that sometimes. But hey, do you have twin tumors or are those something else?"
I think your mouth is on fire bro, you good?
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I could ask you the same question. Lookin' a bit red. Infected?
"Somethings fishy about you but I can't quite put my tail on it...."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njFw1NOAu3s
"..."
"You know we're not gonna end up going back if you stay like this..."
"As good as a café COULD be. You know the deal, someone's always on my ass; but why don't you sneak around for the one time? I'm sure at least ONE of those deliveries could wait."
"Ichirou! Hey hey~ Say, how's the cafe been? I've been DYING to visit it again! Lilly's got me on pack mule duty though with her backed-up deliveries. Ugh! It can be so cumbersome sometimes! I really need to relax~"