Arsenic (Tweets)

Arsenic

@heeheeha

my manager broke up with his gf so he switched his phone background from a picture of them together to Goku goin super saiyan

Arsenic

@heeheeha

me: Hello my Esteemed Professor, could it be possible for you to reschedule our meeting? I have an unforseen conflict. My deepest condolences
my prof: yeag

IHOP

@IHOP

THAT'S IT! Check your DM!

Arsenic

@heeheeha

iHop can deadass beat these cheeks

Arsenic

@heeheeha

I accidentally dropped my debit card today in class and a guy picked it up and pretended to run with it lmao boy if you dont give me my $1.27 back

Arsenic

@heeheeha

today is not a good day

Arsenic

@heeheeha

today is going to rock and roll

Arsenic

@heeheeha

What is that bitch saying about me

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@ihythreat

your favorite disney princess says a lot about you actually

Arsenic

@heeheeha

Don't care didn't ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

Arsenic

@heeheeha

blanket normally: really good
blanket 10 mins before you need to get up for work:
skin contact with god

Arsenic

@heeheeha

I’m not canonically autistic but it’s strongly implied

Arsenic

@heeheeha

The punishment is a bit medieval but I appreciate the enthusiasm

The Verge

Call of Duty removes streamer's skin after homophobic comments https://t.co/u935fbnQTV

Arsenic

@heeheeha

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

Arsenic

@heeheeha

Watching south park is fun til you watch that one disgusting episode that you'll remember the rest of your life and visibly wince every time you remember it

Arsenic

@heeheeha

can you guys draw an apple maybe

VEIN 🔪 🩸

@SO0u0o

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1 year ago

FUCK IT!!!! DRAW YOUR BABYGIRL IN THIS POSE IMMEDIATELY !!!!!!!!!!

Arsenic

@heeheeha

Dwarves would be enthralled with midwestern casserole dishes

Arsenic

@heeheeha

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

Arsenic

@heeheeha

Why does every anime keep doin this cringe shit where a mf will halt and just close his eyes while smiling in the middle of a conversation. If somebody did this corny ass shit to me mid convo id sock his ass out

jbajoca

@jbajoca

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5 months ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Arsenic

@heeheeha

AO3 writers will be like "sorry if its out of character I wrote this for myself when I was half asleep" and then its the most beautiful well thought out character analysis you've ever read

Arsenic

@heeheeha

He looks like a deep sea creature

Pop Crave

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1 year ago

Elon Musk has dissolved Twitter’s board and made himself the “sole director” of the company.

Arsenic

@heeheeha

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

Arsenic

@heeheeha

Y'all need to put that shit right the fuck back.

CNN

@CNN

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5 years ago

Archeologists have uncovered the first known temple to the important pre-Hispanic deity called the Flayed Lord, who is represented by a human's skinless corpse cnn.it/2F54ykZ

Arsenic

@heeheeha

Medieval herbalists when their supplies are delayed

the silly

@mysillycomics

GINGER ROOT IN FORTNITE?!

Arsenic

@heeheeha

Y'all need serious help

Heat

@heeheeha

YOU ARE A MAN THAT LIKES MEN!!!!!!

Arsenic

@heeheeha

The way Kyle stands in this picture is literally the most thug ass gangster shit like holy fuck its so badass

South Park

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9 years ago

Play "South Park: The Stick of Truth" on your Xbox One!