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you're so tiny i don't know how you even exist. i could pick you up and hug you like a teddy bear. even though you're like, taller than me. funny how that happens.
dude stop
LETS GOOOO thats my little buddy thats my little bro!!! fuck it up funky man
teens are very much into the following:
1. bullying me on tumblr
this is the biggest nerd I have ever seen in my life, I love them no homo
i thought you were the product of a bad trip at first but you're like actually really cool even if you're, like, intangible
I wanna hunt aliens with you SO BAD.
I'm not gonna stop having faith in you being a good person.
You are very small and I think you deserve to be safe, which is why I think you shouldn't trust me so much.
so when's the wedding with my brother gayass
maybe when he fucking KISSES ME ALREADY then its on
we pink bitches need to unionize
oh my god we can overthrow this city and rule it together <3
you're one of the first friends i've really made outside of my own brother and i don't have much else to say that isn't super gay or super cheesy,
he's basically my new best friend! a super awesome guy, but i do worry about him a lot to be honest.
wish the circumstances of us meeting were better but you're real cool :)
weird we barely talk even though we live in the same damn apartment complex but what can you do
Don't touch me or any of my friends ever again, you fucking creep.
I hope you enjoy your little scar, mate <3
thanks but how the hell are you not dead by now???
The vibes are ROCKIN with this one. Being scared keeps you alive
tall scary woman tall scary woman tALL SCARY WOMAN
Small. Very bullyable. A little funny. How’s the bruise from getting whacked treating you.
I can't believe I thought you like-- hated me for a good bit.
I think I’d literally die for you.
babygirl you are so ungodly easy to bully but i do kinda want to cry everytime i see or otherwise hear of you <3
Eat my ass twink. Let's see how easy those bones snap in front of your dumbass of a brother.
I'd always thought you weren't that bad. You big softie.
hhnghg h h gngn how the heck are you so small
Not gonna lie, it was mostly adrenaline from the whole deal but I was kinda scared of you when we first met, but now I like. Respect you? A whole lot for getting out of all That™ alive. Good lord.
Kinda weird how we went from him not even saying hello to a wholeass conversation over the phone, but he's pretty sick either way.
It probably wouldn't hurt to get some more hobbies other than pushing people around for laughs and being a complete jerk.
Of course it'd be you of all people to still be hanging around after all this. But if a cockroach can survive a nuclear apocalypse, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, even if you're still just as squishy as you'd always been.
scary woman scary woman scary woman oh jeez scary woman scary w
I have never seen a man with such a lack of preservation instincts in my entire life.
See... I know he means the best for everyone, but-- when they get serious, they get SERIOUS. I-I dunno how to feel about it...
I'm trying really hard not to scare you but I seriously can't help it- It's frustrating.
congrats on being an essential point in the journey of fruiting my brother
I am always here for fruiting men *bows*
so cool...
Absolutely holdable, absolute sack of potatoes. Resilient for being such a lil guy.
I never knew you. But I won't forgive you for hurting my new family.
Your mere existence is nothing but a burden. You tried so hard, yet you ultimately contributed nothing while others had to look after you. Nothing has ever come from you, and nothing ever will.
out of all the purple people i know you're not even top 10. L
Your dye job sucks <3
I would love to study you.
Oh you are so scrunkly? Even if you don’t get along with Sym I think you’re neat :D