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AU where Erasmus thinks he's a god but instead of kidnapping Heron to be his architect, he kidnaps a scrawny ginger man named Sanzio. Realizes Sanzio is INCREDIBLY bullyable and starts physiologically torturing him thusly, forcing him to draw buildings all day and stuff, until he realizes that Sanzio is Suprisingly durable, like, superhumanly so. Sanzio ends up confessing that he maybe sort of has minor dimension-transcending microwaving powers that he forgot to mention (we all make mistakes), and Erasmus Loses his Mind, thinking he's finally found another god. The two become Bartners in Brime, and start killing people and burning stuff down. Barson. They end up murdering this rich guys dad and burning his estate down, but surely nothing bad can come from that right?
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