Heron (Claudius)

AU where Heron doesn't freeze in the snow and is instead adopted into some pointy-eared abusive family and named Claudius. Isn't sexy enough to fulfill his mom's dreams of having a model son, but he's smart and entrepreneurial enough to be semi-liked by his dad, who takes him under his wing. Ends up going to law school (+ every other kind of school) and tries to impress his dad by convicting two feral bird men that are burning up the city. It doesn't work bc they just end up killing his dad and he's too much of a loser to even do anything. He has a gun and everything but he can't even shoot it SMH. He continues to be a Broblem so splendid babeson burns down all of his friends and his entire estate. Now he is Mad and out for revenge.