Elise

- severe case of resting-bitch-face
- looks either super intimidating or very inviting, nothing inbetween
- terrified of bats (very unfortunate)
- irrational (?) hatred of mirrors, will smash one if she spots it while even mildly irritated
- makes incredible blood pastries
- owner of a fairly big vampire community house
- works as a nightshift nurse
- nobody knows where the hospital's blood reserves keep disappearing to (Elise knows)(it's to her commune's fridge

- she met Schreiner on one of her shifts
- he kept getting admitted bc his lecturers were getting worried over him falling asleep so often and suspected narcolepsy
- shenanigans ensued and Elise ended up converting him bc he was basically already living like a vampire so might as well
- he still lives with his roommate in their flat, but Elise keeps trying to convince him to move into her commune bc she could use the help
- Schreiner doesn't like the idea of either leaving Ian or converting him though, so Elise & him clash sometimes bc she's like [this is so incredibly solvable] and he's like [you don't understand, Ian is already So fucked up, I think if we convert him he'll implode] [that sounds hilarious though] [stop]