Vorpal's Links
Thus far Vorpal's feelings have been unrequited. Ever since Andrei picked him up off the street and give him a place to stay, the kit has become quite smitten with his new friend. Vorpal's viewers often tell him things to say and gift to Andrei, but none of them ever quite seem to work.
"Vorpal's, well... Here's the thing - real sweetheart to the core I get the impression, very earnest, definitely a real innocent character, real standout in this city that's for sure. But now I draw a line - Aha, uh, not literally of course, can't draw to save my life... Anyways, I put my foot down at streaming. Streaming! Can you believe the audacity this kit has doing this? What? No you don't understand, it's a pox on my whole career- why are you laughing? Leave me to my job! ..... But yeah, uh, a real joy otherwise don't get me wrong. I, ah, hah, enjoy having a roommate after years of being by myself."