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name: strawberry "berri" shortcake
age: 23
height: 4'10
gender: there is a good likelihood of one [he/she/jam/it]
sexuality: fruit pan
species: edimal (jellyfish + doughnut parasite)
birthday: june 8
occupation: café employee, bartender, shop clerk, babysitter, etc.
personality: romantic, gentle, snarky, peppy, flirtatious, picky
likes:
・boba tea
・shopping at the mall
・manicures
・true crime podcasts
・tiny cute things
・fruits and fruit-themed merch
・cats
・hard candy
・coffee and alcohol
dislikes:
・sand
・cranberries
・chalk (easily confused with chalky candy)
・wrong orders (he takes them personally)
・warm water
・vegetables
traits and trivia:
・he was born without eyes as per usual with jellyfish edimals, and as such his food leech parasite, sprinkles, altered his body to be able to be hypersensitive to vibrations. sprinkles can also communicate what is going around around him into his brain, acting almost as a pseudo eye.
・he lost his parents when he was younger and was raised by an elderly bear edimal, known to him as "grandmama". he still visits her every now and then.
・his tentacles have the ability to sting, however it rarely ever happens unless he feels threatened or is feeling like an asshole.
・he works multiple jobs and is able to juggle them with ease somehow. he's most comfortable with being known for his job at the local café and generally defaults to that when asked where he works when he wants to keep it short.
・he desires to become a vtuber and tries to commission artists for a vtuber avatar, but he usually never has the money for it. oddly enough, he always has enough money for shopping.
・he runs a vlogging youtube channel, but a lot of the things that goes on in his life ends up being so nsfw that he has to cut out a Lot of footage, leaving him with only about 2-3 minutes of clean footage.
・he has a family tree leading back to the royal jellyfish family on the edimal planet, but he's not close enough in relations to be able to consider himself royalty at all. he flaunts that he's related to the royal family anyways.
・whether he's outside or at home, he is never wearing any pants or underwear. his outfit always conveniently covers anything that might show.
・he admires cats and cat edimals, and likes to use one of the tentacles behind his head to mimic a cat tail. he also has barrettes that mimic cat ears in the shape of strawberries that he puts on when he's feeling particularly catboy-ish.
・he enjoys baking, but isn't really good at it. he tries his best though! he especially loves giving his latest attempts to k.c. in order to test how an ordinary consumer would enjoy it; he can't trust patti with his iron gut and love of eating everything.
・his weapon of choice is a cute chainsaw that he managed to find at a bass pro shop. do not ask how or why it was even stocked in the first place.
