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"Good god, can this bastard make up their mind? It’s a little hard figurin’ out who to believe… Super sweet and nice in the beginning, if not a tad ominous ‘n spooky– and then they pull a one-eighty on me, and trap me down here! Just about to finally leave, and BAM! Trapped, stuck forever! What a prick.
But, I mean, not like I’d mind if they kept coming down here to see me. They keep calling me their ‘favorite’, using little pet names, and giving me these weird looks– but not, like, weird weird, like a serial killer, but nice weird. Good nice! Very, very good, and very, very nice… The others keep telling me to keep myself away from them, always mentioning how they’re the worst or something– but, I mean, who cares? I mean, they’re bad, but they aren’t that bad– yaknow? They give me stuff, and talk to me… Makes things a lil’ less lonely around here, it’s nice to talk to someone not as scary as the Warden from time to time– even if they are a little dangerous."