Aiden Quandt's Links
"Good god, can this bastard make up their mind? It’s a little hard figurin’ out who to believe… Super sweet and nice in the beginning, if not a tad ominous ‘n spooky– and then they pull a one-eighty on me, and trap me down here! Just about to finally leave, and BAM! Trapped, stuck forever! What a prick.
But, I mean, not like I’d mind if they kept coming down here to see me. They keep calling me their ‘favorite’, using little pet names, and giving me these weird looks– but not, like, weird weird, like a serial killer, but nice weird. Good nice! Very, very good, and very, very nice… The others keep telling me to keep myself away from them, always mentioning how they’re the worst or something– but, I mean, who cares? I mean, they’re bad, but they aren’t that bad– yaknow? They give me stuff, and talk to me… Makes things a lil’ less lonely around here, it’s nice to talk to someone not as scary as the Warden from time to time– even if they are a little dangerous."
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"Seriously huge… I mean, at that point, aren’tcha just compensating for something? Lack of personality? Manners? That’s for sure. Jeez, the tuggin’ and yankin’ and pullin’-- all to get me back to a dinky little cell that I don’t belong in. He’s way too focused on his job, nothin’ in that big brain of his but how exasperating and cruel his punishments can get– as far as I can tell, that is. He doesn’t even bother with trying to listen to me half the time, why?! The others listen to me plenty, yaknow– and some of them even like doing it, too!
I dunno, maybe he’s secretly super sweet! Heart of gold; yaknow, that whole ‘bad boy with a soft side’ trope. That’d be pretty cute on him if he wasn’t the size of a frikken house. I’m surprised he hasn’t walloped and whammed on me yet– put me in a hospital bed, that sorta stuff. Not that there’re any hospitals in Hell, that is. I dunno, maybe there is- I haven’t seen one! Not yet, at least… There’s some weird junk here."
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