Phoser★

-Your local forensic lawyer, Phoser Prions! (also called Phos and That Glowy Freak)

-They pretend to be a "normal" teal with the laws stuff while pursuing their tru dream of making a rainbow of bright mutant blood and using it to create bioluminiscent trolls because they think that would be cool as shit

Only lacks lime and fuchsia to achieve their dream..........the rarest and forbidden bloods.........

-They also have a TV show where they teach kids about troll anatomy via making fun&colorful autopsies on camera, theyre very famous bc of that (also have a Grubtube channel with a quite large following)

Science is fun kids!!!

-Theyre a shithead with no morals that will do anything and pester anyone to achieve their goals <:3