Profile
Mike
Overview
THIS PAGE IS A WIP
Mike is a native of another Dark World called Telestation, where he lived a similar life to Spamton G. Addison, climbing the ranks and searching for social prestige.
After chasing a dream and taking the wrong deal, he became trapped in a black void of nothing except for wires that connected to his TV head from the back and led to… somewhere. With these wires, he discovered he could still communicate with the world he once knew, and even expand beyond that, through televisions and phones and the internet.
Now he is slowly building a much more dedicated following through shady deals and promises. Many Darkners from all over have heard of the elusive “Mike”, and many have accepted his ‘generosity’.
But he isn’t satisfied yet.
Listen, they all love you! That's all you, baby!
W-wow, after all this time, you can still get me worked up, Spammy.
Ooh~? What a cute plot twist!
Basics
Personality
Traits
- Patient
- Determined
- Smart
- Theatrical
- Selfish
- Emotional
- Vengeful
- Conniving
- Unempathetic
Favorites
Demeanor
After he leaves the void (however that ends up happening), his wires disconnnect from whatever was connecting them to the broader network, but he’s still afraid to pull them out of his head, so he pulls them back into a ponytail.
Mike is almost always smiling, but it’s never just a calm, “I’m having a good day” smile. It’s usually more of a stiff, “Please don’t fucking touch me. I’m smiling, that means I’m asking nicely, what more do you want!?” OR it’s a mischievous and/or salacious smile~
Mike likes to freak people out, and the easiest way to do that is to either switch his screen to display some weird analogue horror shit, or to just let his massive tongue hang out in their general direction. That usually does the trick.
Mike is way too coy, especially when he thinks you won’t like what he has to say. He likes to think he doesn’t care how other people respond, but unfortunately making deals depends on cooperation, so he tries to at least lead with something appealing.
Most people don’t know Mike’s true nature, and how could they? He speaks to people on his own terms, and during those times, he can put on any face he wants.
This isn’t so easy to do in person, however. Mike gets very emotional, and has angry outbursts when he’s overwhelmed. He’s the type to go for the throat when he’s upset, which doesn’t exactly do wonders for his relationships.
Believe it or not, Mike grows easily attached to people he likes. He usually only interacts with people to make deals, but that’s what he thinks “friendship” is. Mike doesn’t make personal sacrifices lightly and wouldn’t do so for a casual “friend,” and he is more likely to use & abuse them and use “but we’re friends” as a way of manipulation.
But he does believe the statement. To Mike, a friend is someone you benefit from in a material sense, not necessarily an emotional sense. In fact, he would say that a relationship based on emotional attachment is one where someone is being used or taken advantage of, and so it isn’t true friendship, and he wouldn’t take it seriously.
Despite this philosophy, Mike is actually a bit of a hypocrite in that regard, because while he initially pursues relationships of a purely transactional nature, the deep emotional need he develops for his partners' aid and commitment is an unhealthy one. From his point of view, surely anyone who received his help would consider him a friend, and surely any friend of his would stay by his side through thick and thin... and if it looks like they’re failing to support him, that’s a betrayal.
Likes
- Being in the spotlight
- Performing
- Eating food with weird textures
- Physical affection
- Being praised
- Content
Dislikes
- Super high frequency noises
- Magnets
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Fears
- Being alone and unable to change that
- Never escaping the void
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Hobbies
- Concocting schemes
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Design notes
- Inspired by many fanmade Mike designs, but especially mg田's, as well as my friend who doesn't have social media.
- I think Mike would pick out kind of uncanny styles that he thinks look cool, but that other people don't tend to see the same way, so I try to find suitably dorky things to draw him in. He also doesn't care about gender roles (based), but the outfits he chooses may not always look good on him.
- The cloven hooves were my friend's idea, but I like them.
- I wanted to give him weird frog fingers. Yes, his hands are big on purpose.
- Microphone tails, plug “tails”, etc. TV people are just cool.
Eyes
Head
Skin
Extra
Childhood
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