Dexter Daniel Daines's Links
[Dexter doesn't even have the time to squeak out a protest before he becomes a shaking crying purse dog] D-D-D-Damien this i-i-i-isn't necessary--I-I-I don't even l-like pumpkin sp-sp-spice---no, no, n-n-n-nu-nu-no!!!! :sweat::sweat::sweat:
[puts you in my purse and holds you under my arm] It's 6am, Dex-y baby! It's time for your daily lessons in confidence! Today I'm going to make you order an incredibly complex Starbucks drink for me without apologizing to the barista! :SMILE:
A p-p-pianist? Oh!!! O-Oh, I mean, uhhhum…I-I-I’ve played piano fo-for quite some t-t-time now…P-P-Perhaps we--no not we, I-I-I mean you--well, ah--s-sorry, uh, you. I. You’ve definitely b-b-b-been asked that, that a lot. S-S-Sorry.
Curious ah-ah-as to the, to the sort o-o-of stories you tell. Anecdotes of chu-children’s legends, o-o-or perhaps you pass on cu-cu-cultural artifacts, orally passed o-o-on from g-g-generation to generation? I-I--would you mind me asking? D-Do you ru-ru-record your stories? I-I would very mu--I m-m-mean, if you wouldn’t…mind? I-If I…read th-them.
I tell stories about anything and everything! Though I like to make fairytales and stories that are aimed at more juvenile audiences! I do record them all because losing them would upset me, and... who knows? Maybe the future generations will remember them as a classic. [He smiles widely] You can read as many as you like! Here! [Hands a big pile of papers over]
J-J-Just because you are o-o-older and t-t-tu-tu-taller does not mu-mean you get to...st-still call me a "little m-m-mu-mu-man!!!" I am an adult, Ruth! ...B-B-Bu-But I promise you, I-I-I know. Big love t-to you too, Ruth. B-But I will decline n-n-n-noogie time again!!!
Baby bro, Triple D! My little man! Your big sis will always have your back--from right now until forever. Don't you miss out on our weekly noogie session again, you hear? Last week's ibuprofen excuse isn't gonna work again! Big love, yeah? Big love.