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According to our intelligence, this is The Right Hand Man... He's JUST AS BAD as his CROOKED leader. And a BRONZE, too. MUST THEYYY STEP OVER EVERYYYTHING PROPER?!? It's so... CONFUSING!!
(O) A dead man walkIng. He's better off asking the empress for a dIscharge, because If we get our hands on hIm.... well... It wont be pretty. (O)
I am filled with SHAME... This goldblood was a POWERFUL ASSET in Battleship Pectusculum, and I FAILED to stop him from being STOLEN by those thieving SCUM. I shouldn't have let The Hostlords sudden unrelated appearance DISTRACT me! And damn it all, the siege from the rainbowdrinker's ship OBVIOUSLY meant that undead creature's blasted partner was nearby. I DIGRESS BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO CRY.
never before. ha~ ~omeone made me feel ~o incredibly un~afe. and that~... that~ coming from me.... i hope muti get~ hi~ a~~. he de~erve~ nothing le~~ than hell.
Trulyyy the WORST KIND of CRIMINAL SCUM. That's the thing about PIRATES they're slipperyyy... like... wet floors. I'll get her though. I'll DEFINITELYYY catch her this time!
<= the. second. i get my haNNNds oNNN you. you.r miserable little life is fuckiNNNg over. takiNNNg my moirail was your last mistake. =>
I- I- I- WHY ARE YYYOU PIRATES LIKE THIS?! GUARDS!!
[sits on desk having snuck in] D☆mn. Your p☆thetic.
I- I- ERM... Honored Hostlord of Unreason... So about EARLIER... when yyyou...? Oh! Ah, right! I can keep myyy mouth shut! I am actually QUITE PROFICIENT at keeping secrets.
Yea♄. Let's keep t♄at between us, ♄u♄, sweets? I wouldn't want t♄is kind of t♄ing getting into the proverbial printing presses... Dear god.