PILKMAN

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Created
1 year, 10 months ago
Creator
jabami
Favorites
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 PATIENT #0349 




goofy
pilky
thirsty
NAME
 pilkman 
GENDER
 male 
SPECIES
Ware-Jomyu
AGE
 REDACTED 
ORIENT.
 biromantic asexual 
ROLE
 pilkman 
VOICE/SONG
LINK

EXTENSIONS
 vintage straws 
INTERIOR
 pilk 

PATIENT'S INFO
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ABOUT   

 "50% pilk 50% piss" 
This Jomyu, surprisingly, is based on the beverage "pilk". pilk is a 50/50 combination of milk and pepsi. Some say it tastes like a worse coke float, but you'll never know until you try it. He sports a milkmans cap and somewhat of a bodysuit with a "waist-snatching" belt. His eyes, that are usually closed, look pretty much like the pepsi logo. Who would create such a monstrosity? And is he licensed by PepsiCo?

PERSONALITY  

Pilkman is very happy-go-lucky, and he loves goofing off. He tries his best to put a smile on peoples faces, even if he does it in the most "head empty" way. He is extremely empathetic, and cares about other people a lot, even if they aren't particulary fond of it. In that sense, he is somewhat pushy and doesn't know boundaries very well, trying to help but going about it in the wrong way.


TRIVIA   

  • his patient number, 349, is the winning number from a pepsi sales promotion that ended in many riots
  • he was originally supposed to be a shitpost jomyu but i connect to him way too much now
  • he is french, or partly french
  • he has sort of a brock situation, being able to see w his eyes closed
  • if you suck the straws on his body you will be treated to lukewarm pilk


EXTRAS   

LIKES.
  • pilk (obviously)
  • vintage items
  • collectors items
  • helping out w anything
  • running arrands
DISLIKES.
  • milk mixed with anything else
  • not getting his way
  • being late
  • other brands soft drinks LOL
  • anything but 2% milk
STRENGTH

54%

EMPATHY

96%

INTELLIGENCE

47%

ENERGY

87%

CONCENTRATION

39%

CHARISMA

75%

HUMOR

69%

GALLERY   







BACKGROUND  

Pilkman is the owner of his familys owned business. This business, is a milk one. They continued the tradition of the 1800's milkman, and now Pilkman is left to run and manage it. It's very stressful for him, as ordering bottled milk is not nearly as popular as it used to be with modern grocery stores. He tries his best to advertize and keep the business alive for his family, but it hasn't gone far in the past year or so.


CONTINUED

In fact, Pilkman does not want to continue his familys business. He has his own aspirations, but doesn't want to disappoint his family. He'd like to start his own business, involving 'pilk' of all things. It may not be the best idea, but it's his idea, and it's something that he enjoys. He also has a lover, one from a different company. This love is forbidden, and he's kept it a secret from the moment they started dating. Someone has to of found out though...


RELATIONSHIPS  

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who knows how these two met? they're aquainted with eachother, seemably able to get along with eachother well enough. "roma! i'd consider him a friend- or an aquaintence! i'm just glad he hasn't snapped me out of existence!... can he do that?.." nervous laughter

53051265_aFjtQx7pICwcLFA.png NAMERELATIONSHIP    

Pilkman would say these two are good friends! Or friends at the very least. They speak occasionally, and they get along great! "XP! I love that guy! He's really funny, he talks about having a kitten online! I don't know how that works, but I'm sure it's cute!"

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His forbidden lover, he loves him with all off his heart. He'd do anything for him!