Profile
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Vlad
- Age Very young for an angel
- Gender Cis man
- Race Darigan Korbat
- Status Internet Archangel
- Alignment Neutral Good
Personality
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History
Vlad was the second angel created by the newly formed god of internet folklore, Vayne, though he's only an archangel since Vayne only had enough power to create One super powerful angel. Unfortunately, Vayne is also a chuuni dumbass and is respected by exactly 0 other gods or angels so Vlad spends a disproportionate amount of time earnestly trying to convince others to take his god seriously. Unfortunately yet again, this is also hampered by him being the lower of the two angels and nearly the rest of his time is spent taking care of the seraph, Behemoth, who is basically a weird fluffy animal who needs walkies, pets, food, etc. Nothing is going well but, By God, Vlad is doing his best
Vlad joined and eventually came to own a computer store because the three of them were BROKE and living outside until he secured an income. Vlad takes his job helping mortals very seriously, even though he is plagued by the Greatest Curse of internet angels: he knows everyone's search history and every word they've ever typed just by looking at them. Y'all are gross.
Trivia
- Technology
- Web design/coding
- Helping others
- Poetry
- Watching Behemoth
- Not being respected
- Puns
- Half-assing anything
Character
Abilities/Skills
- General angel powers
- Electricity magic
- Can learn anything that is on the internet by focusing on the subject
- Knows your entire internet history and everything you have ever posted just by looking at you
Trivia
- Vlad is tired literally all the time and perpetually has dark circles no matter how much he sleeps
- If he ever looks completely zoned out, it's because he's watching videos in his head. He watches a lot of random videos
- Despite watching an inordinate amount of cute animal videos, seeing pets in real life gets him a little on edge. He generally expects them to be at their worst at all times because of Behemoth being a nightmare to watch. :')
- Vlad loves little kids and hearing whatever stories/facts/jokes/etc they make up especially. It's refreshing to hear new things, especially when they're so silly!!
- He has infinitely more patience for mortals than he does for other immortals. Especially Behemoth. And sometimes Vayne
- Looooves having time alone, just him and some music and tea as he works on his websites. uvu The perfect day...
- Vlad is his own beacon of wifi
- He hates it when others try to explain things to him. He knows. Even if he didn't before, he is looking it up right now and now knows more than you
Playlist
Vayne
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Behemoth
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Kazimir
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Luin
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