Honey

In the dark of the Impwood, lies the Dark Wizard's tower. And within it, at the highest peak, is a damsel in distress. Honey, a beautiful blond bombshell, waits for any hero bold enough to try and save her from the Wizard's clutches. But woe be to any poor bastard who tries. For Honey is in actuality, the wicked and perverse apprentice to the dark magician. And she's out to twist the world to her fiendish whim.