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Lion lady hAAAATES me and says I'm annoying and horrible and no one would ever want me! Which is like, accurate, but /still/ <:'c
She definitely totally would kill me given the chance, I think. Then again, she HAS saved my life a few times so liiiike...? The jury's still out on that one. :v
Also her mane isn't ashy at all. She's full of mysteries.
Zotzl is a rat on two legs. I think he deserves to be hit a little more often.
When he’s not leading us to death I guess he’s okay.
Kithri's a nice person! I haven't met a ton of those in my nine whole years of living. Is this how people with siblings who aren't dead and/or miscarried feel? She says she loves us, including me, but sometimes I wonder just how long that's gonna last :/
Also small people solidarity babieeeee. She has like one inch on me but I bet that's just cuz she's a shoe-wearer >:]
Zotzl can be a bit much at times, and he tends to leap before he thinks, but he's added a lot of fun and unpredictability to my life. I wish he would open up a bit more, because I know behind that facade of chaos there is a world of hurt. I wish I could comfort him and help him move on from whatever past he experienced. Also, it is quite nice to have a fellow fallengarde member at eye level :)
HE WHO REEKS OF CAPITALISM, THE STENCH.
...We found this guy when he tripped over our Kithri and he's been a Fallengarder ever since, which means I can't steal from him. <:'(
This bedazzled boy is tripped up with enough gaudy garish golden glitz and glitter to make a grotty green goblin guy (me) cry and also drool. At least I can still bully him. Moneybags is fun to bully, especially since he won't give me any money. Also he's smart and knows a lot about magic, which I kinda wanna ask about when shit's not trying to kill us for once. Also-also he did my eyeliner once. ALSO-also-also he saved my life a couple times which is, I guess, cool. And was patient enough to teach me some things like how to talk to Awoulma and stuff. I guess he's not so bad, really. Other richies would just mace me for standing too close to 'em.
I have some strong not-good feelings about privileged high-class trust fund babies like him cuz of past experiences, but at least this one is nice-ish and interesting and kinda cute. He'd be cuter if he gave me money though. We'll work on that.
P.S I took his glasses chain :)
Never in my life did I expect to be acquaintances with you, let alone teammates, or gods forbid...friends. I don't know what to do about you most of the time, Zotzl. I think on some deep rooted level I envy your chaos and how we are polar opposites with our only similarities being shiny things and Awoulma. I find myself getting carried away in playfully bullying you and I regret our treatment of you sometimes, because I know you're hurting inside. You're a mess, but you're my..er- our mess. Thank you for showing me life beyond my academy's hallways. I hope to teach you magic, one day. P.S... where'd my glasses chain go??