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My beautiful wife ♡ Where to now, my love?
(Lx cdzqdrs, lx otqonrd, lx gdzqs... H'l zs xntq adbj zmc bzkk, Lhrsqdrr Qnrd.)
Wherever you want, my darling! ♡ (vy u aiix vis, hiq.)
Ahaha, please don't speak so crudely of my dear Alice, chickadee...! (Don't worry about it—your 'debt' is cleared. Rather, it never existed in the first place! Wipe it from your mind. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.)
WHY? DO? YOU? HAVE? BITCHES? WHAT HAPPENED?
(Yikes. I’m in your debt, always, but I can’t wrap my head around all of this. … whatever makes you happy. I’m always prepared to give you marriage counseling, alright?)
[Taps on the lens of his binoculars- WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET HERE?] I'm to chase you? Alright, if you insist! You can have a five second head start. Just to be prepared, though, you should tell me what I'll get when I win~ ˶ ^∀^ ˶)
Wowowow. Wow. A Wife Guy in his Natural Habitat. zooms in my binoculars Surely I am in a safe range away Quirky chase music begins to play.
Hhhhhahahahaha~ Oh, you think so, do you? Thank you very much! You're very cordial yourself. Verrry pleasant to talk to, really. Hhhaha- Would you mind if I took that as permission to keep you on your toes, then? Just kidding. However it ends up happening, let's get along when we finally meet.
Hhhhhahahahaha-- you seem pretty polite, don't you? Well, it'll be nice to meet properly; I have to admit, I'm pretty curious about you. That's not too blunt, is it? I just can never tell if you'll be spontaneous or predictable-- it's a bit refreshing, if I'll be honest. Hhhahahah-- dear me, I'm oversharing before we even meet... well, hopefully I'll have better manners when we do, hm?