Welch

Name:  Welch (Animal Crossing Bob, Aurora Cannabis)

Species: Egg

Age: Timeless

Pronouns: He/Him,  They/Them,  It/Its 

Sexuality: Straight Sexual

Voice claim: Dimple (Mob Psycho 100 English Dub)

Welch is an entity who spawns when a party absolutely sucks.

🥚Egg Abilities

🍳Teleportation

🧂 Can teleport at any time.
🧂 The only locations he can teleport to are other terrible parties, and his apartment.
🧂 Teleporting can create an oily splotch where he was previously standing.  This is known as Welch Residue.

🍳 Transformation

🧂 Can morph himself into a variety of eggy forms!
🧂 His arms and legs can be squeezed back into his body
🧂 He has other smelly forms, including unshelled and angry.  The latter is just him but red.
🧂 He has a cockatrice form, nicknamed Chicken Form. If he appears as that, it means that the party will have no survivors.

🍳 Duplication

🧂 If he dies, another one of him will be created with the same consciousness.
🧂 He cannot be killed in a way that matters.
🧂 Multiples of him can be alive at the same time

🍳 Welch Flakes

🧂 His body is covered in fun little confetti flakes of differing shapes and sizes.
🧂 The larger the flake, the more ready it is to break free

🍳 Gluteus Maximus

MISC:

🍕 He can somehow make any bad party even worse
🍕 Funerals are counted as parties and make up over half of his appearances
🍕 He smells like hard boiled eggs, beer, and frosting.  His sweat smells like durian.
🍕 His favorite ice cream is an "Egg Cream," which tastes like a mix of vomit and a pineapple popsicle.
🍕 His outer flesh is composed of hardboiled egg, and his yolk is cadbury creme.
🍕 Consuming Welch will result in violent food poisoning.
🍕 He has a beautiful wife, a girlfriend named Veronica, and an unnamed gay lover, whom Welch bore a child to.