Dirt is... Maybe a bit eccentric. They're mostly interested in walking in the rain, picking mushrooms and looking at bugs and frogs for hours on end. They're introverted and quiet and love spending time by themself, just enjoying the little wonders of life. On the other hand, Dirt really doesn't like crowds, bright lights or sunshine. Once you get to know them and give them enough space though, Dirt is a real sweetheart. They sometimes help King around with his 'circus' - meaning that they help King pack up, keep him company at the farm and sometimes even accompany him on the road. You'd think King's bombastic personality would be too much for Dirt, but they actually really like listening to King talk about himself. Dirt has three little parasitic voidworms living on their body, though they firmly claim they're symbiotic. The worms are called Snap, Pop and Maurice.

Dirt has quickly become King's friend, and might harbor a bit of a crush on the thimblet as well. They haven't done anything to inform King about this, though.