Clyde

Boba's ex boyfriend...........he's not to be trusted......

• LOVES feet 🥰🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶
  • Boba broke up with him because he kept asking to see her feet
  • spends his free time looking for feet pictures of the idols, specifically the squid sisters and Shiver.
  • usually barefoot, if he must wear shoes he refuses to wear closed toe shoes
• octoling, main ink color is orange
• scarily pale, like he looks dead.
• a few months younger than Boba
• 5'1, short as hell bc he's a dumbo octopus in particular
  • (real dumbo octopuses are around 8-12 inches lol) 
• Created Sanoj, an evil clone of Jonas. Clyde did this by cutting of Jonas' hair tentacle and putting it in a test-tube
  • despite Sanoj seeing Clyde as his father, Clyde is indifferent to this, mainly seeing Sanoj as an experiment or tool to get his ways.
• works at Wahoo World as the fresh fish mascot
  • management cannot hire new mascots or else he will start growling and attack the new hire
    • everyone else quit because of how freaked out they were by Clyde, so he is now in change of the mascot department of wahoo world.
  • When entering the park, tickets explicetly state to avoid Clyde.
  • There is a rule inplace that you cannot wear open toed shoes at Wahoo World. The CEO claims this is for saftey reasons on rides, but its really because of clyde
• barks and growls at people.
• self proclaimed 'alpha male'
• incredibly homophobic and misogynistic
• basically the Chris Chan of splatoon but like,, instead of Sonichu it's Fresh Fish.
  • Clyde is stuck as a virgin with rage, and he so needs a cute girl his age. He never wants to hear you say "I have a boyfriend"
  • Clyde suffers from noviophobia 💔
  • speaking of, his voice claim is Chris Chan
• refuses to take showers or wear deodorant 
  • says it will get rid of his "alpha pheromones"
• hates huggy wuggy backpack, he saw it as competition (there can only be one mascot)
• HATES JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!
  • one time Boba and Jonas went to wahoo world on a date, Clyde saw them and started growling and running on all fours towards Jonas. The clap of Jonas' ass cheeks caused a shock wave that blasted Clyde into the wall. he continued to run away on all fours, whimpering like a sad dog.
  • cries himself to sleep at night that he's a nice guy and Boba is a dumb bitch who only goes after chads like Jonas
• plays Team Fortress 2 and HATES fortnite because of Boba
  • if fortnite is ever mentioned around him he starts growling and will say some dumb shit like "DONT bring that up,,,,,,,it brings up bad memories,,,,,,,,,tch,,,,,,,"
  • Mains Pyro and Soldier 
• huge Squandrew Bait fan, he eats up that garbage. (splatoon version of Andrew Tate)
• during splatfests, he tries to climb onto the stages to see Frye and Shiver's feet, 
  • security has dragged him away while Clyde is screaming to unhand him multiple times
  • hates big man. big man has no toes. and Clyde is NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • huge fan of Frye specifically because you can see her toes at all times 
• huge redditor and 4 chan user
  • "bro look at how much karma i have...."
  • "STOP FUCKING CALLING ME A LOLCOW I AM SIGMA I AM SIGMA IM NOT A FUCKING LOLCOW!!!!!!!!"
    • gets targeted on kiwifarms
• only uses Aerospray RG, refuses to use any other weapon.
  • gear is almost entierly special charge up, he abuses booyah bombs like there's no tomorrow
  • gear has ninja squid. god have mercy.
• if you somehow managed to squeeze his nose, it would honk.
• has blackmail on all of the turf war proctors so he won't get banned.

Clyde Spotify Playlist