Jonas

“Ok, so basically”

Jonas Balchure
Age: 17
Species: octoling
Height: 5'3
Main weapon: Kensa Charger/ Splat Charger
Main ink color:  Purple
Gear/Clothing: Half Rim Glasses, Neo Octoling Armor, Hero Snow Boots

Jonas gets ALLLL the bitches

dating Boba

Jonas is  THICC

"JONAS IS THICC SO THICC THAT I THINK HE TURNED ME GAY, HES THICKER THAN THE THICKEST PEOPLE ON EARTH NICKI MINAJ AND BARACK OBAMA" - some kid when I was in middle school yelling during lunch, no I am not joking

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA BE ROBLOX JONAS!!!!! NOOOOOOO (sobbing)" -BobaDotJpg’s brother

“IS THAT THE FUCKING JONAS BROTHERS???”-my mom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvLbZfB1NRk
 
Facts:
- Jonas wears contacts whenever he is underground doing the tests for practice.
- Jonas is younger than his sister Valerie.
-Jonas has such a powerful energy, It just cant be described

-His biggest enemy is Clyde, Jonas does NOT STAND FOR MISOGYNY, HOMOPHOBIA AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FEET

-Jonas’ cheeks once blasted Clyde away into a wall while on a date with Boba at wahoo world

(Visual of said event depicted)

[The Wahoo World Incident, Resulting in 3 casualties and 5 injuries]

-despite popular belief, most of the time he wears a jersey and not the octoling armor 

- Jonas has an evil inverted clone named Sanoj which was created by Clyde. Sanoj Was created by cutting off Jonas, Hair tentacle and putting it in a test tube

- His best friend is MR BEAAASSST!!!!!
-His ass is the size of two basketballs 

-He snores like this This

-His mom makes bomb macaroni

- he’s a baller

-Mr BEAAAAASSST gave him a house 

- his favorite food is a panini and his least favorite is meat and potato stew 

-he’s a weezer fan :(

- jonas doesn’t say bro, he says “ Dear friend, pray tell, what manner of confusion hath befallen us? By the stars above, I am confounded beyond measure. “

-bro tweaks out and gets excited over ice cream cones, no ice cream, just the cone

- he has no fucking idea where his sister went nor does he have her contact information 

-he loves Seinfeld 

-boy failure 

-his full name is Jonas Dwanyas Balchure

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Chat with Jonas here

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