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Shark boy shark boy! Believe or not, Bert Sesame is a shark lycanthrope. Best friend to Irnie Stright and daring crewmate, Bert is ambitious and willing to take a risk, at least when told to by someone he trusts.
Fighting with a moonlit dagger, Bert is not one to shy away from a brawl, but that doesn’t mean he won’t make a crude attempt to talk his way out of whatever shindig he gets himself into.
- Fish
- Poki Bowls
- Bread
- Soup
- Snow
- Fishermen
- Litter
- Splinters
trivia
- Bank account consists of someone's detached golden arm.
- Is in the process of making his hut a home.
- someone hit him with a "deez nuts" joke and he cried
- he made irnie cry with a "deez nuts" joke
Born with the capitol “a” Awesome ability to turn into a shark, Bert lived a mellow life before he lost his parents to a pirate by the name of “Planks” and found solace in his best friend Irnie. The two of them ran amuck on a sea outpost called “Fyrestone” towards the southern side of the Bronze Sea. They lived a mellow life until Irnie’s magic began to go haywire and an elemental hellstorm took out most of their home. The two made the hard decision to run away and find a new island to live on. Something away from the militia they believed wanted to compare and study them.
Very quickly, Bert and Irnie’s retreat turned sour. They crashed into the ship belonging to the Party and had no other option but to assimilate into the Crew. A crew actively pursued by the same militia that Bert was paranoid was going to abduct him as a part of an arcane experiment. Bert spent a memorable but brief time as a rambunctious member of the Crew as he was provided with safe(?) transportation to a retirement island.
Bert fell in love with his new home fast, but something wasn't right… His best friend Irnie didn’t stay with him, and now he feels like his isolation was for nothing.
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