Melvyn "Melon" Ffragrantfang's Links
[COUSIN] Gideon is ALMOST as bad as his idiot friend, but he's family so he gets a slight pass. He's also at least got a tiny bit of a brain between his ears, even if he uses most of it to think about creachers instead of doing anything useful.
[COUSIN] Poor Melvyn. I feel for him, even if he makes it very difficult to have any sort of sympathy for him with his behaviour. I don't know if he was always like that, or if it's because of his parents spoiling him a bit too much, but I wish he'd grow out of it some day.
[FELLOW NOBLE] Sir Percival is a strange and kind of annoying person. And Papa doesn't like him, for obvious reasons. He's harmless enough, almost too harmless honestly. It's irritating how stupid he is. But he helped me get my beautiful leg made, so I guess I shouldn't be too bothered by him.
[FELLOW NOBLE, GUILTY] When I say that my carelessness has cost the Ffragrantfangs an arm and a leg... Of course young Lord Melvyn has no idea I was the one who attempted to rescue him, so he does not blame me for his missing leg, but I daresay I blame myself enough for the both of us...