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"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.
Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.
The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.
”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.
The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.
"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.
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I too have an excessively large penis. Back in 2012, the Earth was threatened by an asteroid the size of Texas, which was on a direct collision course. Everybody thought the world was going to end, but fortunately for all of you, I was there to save the day. I merely unzipped my pants, revealing my Lovecraftian horror penis, and swung full force at the asteroid, destroying it instantly. I also destroyed many of our neighboring star systems in the process, but that was a sacrifice I was willing to make.
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