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WHO ARE YOU??!!!
I too have an excessively large penis. Back in 2012, the Earth was threatened by an asteroid the size of Texas, which was on a direct collision course. Everybody thought the world was going to end, but fortunately for all of you, I was there to save the day. I merely unzipped my pants, revealing my Lovecraftian horror penis, and swung full force at the asteroid, destroying it instantly. I also destroyed many of our neighboring star systems in the process, but that was a sacrifice I was willing to make.