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“She’s a nerd like me so, obviously, we’re friends!”
“I don't remember where I found him but he's in my life now, not that I regret that or anything.”
“You ask WAY too many questions.”
“Who even are you? He my what? My cousin? Since when did I have a cousin?”
“I do not like this man… not because he might be a murderer, but, because HE PUT ME IN A CAGE LIKE I’M SOME FREAK!”