shakemasta

"things about this pou: he is emo (OBVIOUSLY). dont call him goth. he hates his younger brother named danasnyder because the pou named danasnyer is really picky, ANNOYING, and dying. he is a GIANT nerd and plays sudoku all day long thats like the only game he plays he got 2 minutes on hard thats kind of cool but then it isnt because then we remember that hes a HUGE. NERD. he has friendss like pouz4life that fat blue one and he dreams of having more pou besties because hes just a small pou in a big world. thank for reading please give him a visit"

hes colorblind headcanon its ony a headcanon and not fully canon because i cant see with his eyes im not him wht do you expect hes not the one writing this biography this is just an observation go look up some statistics if you want to know how many pous are colorblind and come to the conclusion whether or not he shows signs of this

old name is pou_ZB0SS4 he escaped the legal certificate papers for this title so calling him this will not work anymore .

Bday april 13 :heart:

The day he was born:
"Pou journal entry no. #1 I opened the simple game for the first time in what seems like centuries. I fed him some fries and a singular cherry, bathed him in the kitchen sink like a moldy cup, and put him to bed. A few minutes later i checked up on him. I played sodoku but then rage quit soon after because its been like 4 years and i still dont know how that game works and the sky tilt jump game and for a little bit and then tried to put the sucker to bed, but the sneaky rascal wouldnt comply. So i played the game some more hoping his fat ass would tire out and it didnt it only went down by like 1 pixel. As punishment i bought like 5 fastfoods and swore that i would never buy the instant lose weight potion to show if that bitch wants to be a lazy boy then FINE. Then i took him and his hamster thing for a walk because it is normal to take hamsters on leashes. Then we all rode around in the whip and hit some sick skateboard flips, and hit the quan too. Also did some laps in the pool and some like soccer or whatevz. Then, the bastard finally wanted to go beddy bye so now i can sleep after a long day, virtually and physically. While writing this, i got a notification of him saying ‘Take me out of bed im awake WAH, WAH, WAH.’ What a jerk."