Alex

Me when I'm Alex
cool
bully
nice
invincible (homestar is only weakness!)
can read minds (when he remembers(
can dodge attacks
FR half wolf half demon half angel
1 up anime homestar
tacken used to be singel
insta kil 1 hit
Emo boy
kute not ugl

Bday september 22 <3 LIKE JERMA.


LORE (NOT ALL OF IT JUST WHAAT I FOUND ON THE OLD WIKI THERES PROBABLY LIKE A BIBLE LENGTH WORTH OF LORE THAT I FORGOT)

-lied dat his brother rupert was him and homestars child at one point

-gets confused and remembers jake (emo strong sad) as his brother alot (they are besties)

-killed marzipan

-abandons homestar for furry cons often

-most of the time liver failure comes back to him when he is very depressed

if u touch halo then a giant beam of laser will strike from the sky; if u touch horns u get set on fire; and if u touch tail he will BRUTALLY END UR LIFE WITH NO MERCY!!!!!!!!!!

is similar to a dog and eats peanutbutter dog treats and chases balls and comes to whistles and stuff

Him and homestar (or him and jerma out of jealousy bc he assumed homestar was the father for someone else... THATS JUST A RUMOR... MABE THE 8 BALL TOO.........OMG) are totes da parents of 6 pups omg! (Can SUMMON wolflings with the power of g fuel <3)

He is somewhat banned from heaven due to looking at too many maid jerma pics but he stil gets to go there temporarily if he is unnoticed

owns THE INESCAPABLE VOID OF HELL! (hell hell)

Can aquire LAZER EYEZ if ANGY ENUFF.

BLEEDS G FUEL

Born in 3 BC

BESTIES - Umm ill work on this list later (i wrote 'later' over a year ago) he probably has TONS AND TONS OF BESTIES BC HE IS JUST THAT COOL. #1 Jake

X3