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"MORT"
Full Name:
Postellius Mortimer
Pronouns:
He/it/her
Orientation:
Gay but flirts w/ women
Age:
Appears late 20s
Species:
Heavenly Angemo (ML)
Postellius Mortimer, or Post Mortem, is a shady and unscrupulous lawyer, willing to do anything for a few bucks regardless of the morality of his client's situation. He will defend anyone who seeks his services without batting an eye, no matter how criminal or morally bankrupt their actions may be. It cares little for the consequences that may result if he fails, instead focusing solely on stacking up the most evidence and hiding whatever else he can-- whatever else slips through the cracks, well, it isn't her problem. He is a perfect example of a lawyer who puts money before justice, and is despised by many for his willingness to do whatever it takes to make a quick profit. He often takes cases that no other would touch, and does not hesitate to manipulate the system in any way necessary to achieve the best outcome for his clients. His reputation for getting criminals off the hook has earned him both admiration and contempt in equal measure.
• watching tv
• manga (w GAY PPL)
• his job frfr
• its gameboy
• clothes shopping
• big egos
• FISHING
• losing
• ppl starinf at his wife
• never lights his cigar bc he doesnt know how 2
• spends his free-time cuddling phine or at the bar w the boys
• hates every other console thats not gameboy
• wishes his ex wife would die. tries 2 skip alimony payments
• voiceclaim is hobie brown ooooh oooh yeah i watched spiderverse
• spends his free-time cuddling phine or at the bar w the boys
• hates every other console thats not gameboy
• wishes his ex wife would die. tries 2 skip alimony payments
• voiceclaim is hobie brown ooooh oooh yeah i watched spiderverse
• dont forget his beauty mark (integral)
• sausage link coming out his head is opt in doodles
• halo horns get pointier when being devious
• usually wears his disguise outside of work
• sausage link coming out his head is opt in doodles
• halo horns get pointier when being devious
• usually wears his disguise outside of work
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