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What brings you here, and why are you talking to me?
Your voice is so alluring, did you know that?
Oh, Mary... how eh, surprising to see you.
The sentiment is mutual, bucktooth.
I... appreciate your kindness... It's been a difficult adjustment for me.
Oh Heya Linkie~ I got a new book and a fresh bottle of wine for us!! ❤️
Your teaching methods are..rather in-your-face. Would you mind telling me your routine, in extreme detail?
My first tip to you, cutie, is keep the students entertained. If they're yawning, you're doing something wrong!
I have done nothing of the sort! Trust me, if I had it would've been far worse!
What kind of spell have you casted on Romero, wizard? You must've done something to alter his mind.
This is different that my usual sleep paralysis monster. And somehow much more disturbing.
(INTRIGUED FART)
What?! I cannot partake in such tomfoolery! And I'm no item to bet on.
Seems you've been offered for a bet.
...Can I help you, ma'am?
Would ya like to see somethin' cool? (she's holding a jar of bees)
(Shaking in fear) Um, no! I can handle it.
You wouldn't mind me driving you home, would you? If you're not intimidated by motorcycles.
I. Um. Uh. (cannot form sentences, might die)
Here kitty, kitty~
...rabbit?
Eh, I jus' wanted to invite ya out to drink
Oh dear, am I dreaming? You must be some sort of devil sent to drive me crazy!
Darlin', do I need to pinch you to convince you that you ain't dreamin'?
It's funny, really. I sleep quite a lot but I never feel rested.
Looks like you're in high need of a good night's rest, dear.
W-well... I... eh.. alright, then. Ahem.
Can't say I ain't too upset with you hangin' around here, cottontail.
Trust me, I know what I need. And I don't appreciate others telling me I don't.
What you think you want isn't what you need.
That's quite the loaded question. Of course... everyone has the right to happiness. But there has to be a limit right? We just can't have whatever we want all the time.
When delivering messages and prayers to the divine, I find myself learning more and more about mortal kind, despite myself once being that of man. Many people wallow in their own unhappiness. Others find comfort in their misery. I feel... happiness shouldn't be a luxury, but a right. Don't you?
Lonesome? Im not lonely! Who ever said anything about lonely? I like being alone!
Now what's a cute guy like you doin' all by your lonesome? Care for some company? I don't bite unless asked~
I hear that from students a lot.
Link Lynx... infamous professor... you are in desperate need of a chill pill.
I-I. Um. I'm no plant... Are you blind, or stupid?
You're the cutest little thing I've come across. I can't wait to make you bloom, cute little bud.