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Says you lady, your furs completely Grey! And I swear you horns are shorter...
*Whistles* Old age was NOT kind to you, freakazoid.
I just have that charm on people. Tumblr sexy man energy if you will. Also yes we should Kiss like right now.
I find myself beginning to grow… accustomed to you. In a way that makes me want to kiss you. I don’t like that
Hey since we technically never broke up.... does that mean we are still boyfriends?
Sure I don't see why not.
Hey kid! Look at this maymay I found, it's a poptart cat with rainbows!
Why are you like this.
You're the only one I can feel myself with sometimes honey. I love you
Oh you're sweet, I love you too. All I want is for you to be happy and healthy Perry, no matter what.
Oh I would love to play some poker or something with you! You're the coolest guy I've seen!
Only if you're prepared to lose, darling~
You know I get that a lot! Say, your dad isn’t named lemon is he?
I don't like you.
You know I have the degrees required for some therapy if you need it babe... also you're so fine and I want you.
Therapy? Do you have time for about a million years of trauma? No exaggeration? Because I don't. Also I want you too
Y'know? A phalange sandwich don't sound half bad! Let's go chop some fingers and get some sandwich fixin's!
So I think every place has its own kind of really weird sandwich. Maybe aliens have all kinds of new ways to make sandwiches!! Maybe made out of space bugs. Or space sour dough bread. I really wanna try a sandwich with fingers in it. Phalange sub sandwich?
Giulia where have you been?! You better not of been with that boyfriend of yours again.
He ain't my boyfriend!
Thanks pal, you can always come take it for a spin. And by it? Well heh.. I mean my-
That's a real nice ride ya got there.
Hey there shit head.
Ah! If I am shithead zhen you are shit-breath! Close your filthy mouth!
It's so weird having a big brother, but I'm glad it's you!
AW Perry! You're the best little brother ever!
This is a small town no one cares about, plenty of places to hide pal! And uh- if you need a lawyer here's my card...
You wouldn't happen to know a good place I could hide out, right? Need to keep an eye out somewhere safe.
Aw shucks! Wonder if my charm could even work on someone so beautiful~
I find you charming!
I'm a man who knows what it wants! Can blame a guy for liking em strong and British. Or country with a huge rack. Or-
Never met nobody as down horrendous as you. 'Cept me. Ish.
Hey now, let me hear your case first before you confess! I want all the juicy details.
Guilty!
Is it the autism or the hole in my face?
You're not too shabby. But I can't shake the feelin' that you're a little off.
I fear I've gone immune to regular and laced weed. I going to hit your stick or die trying.
dude you’ll die either way