For what... reason? The fact that you had a corpse, a skeleton, and a ghost, all lying around somewhere? I agree. There seem to be an awful lot of you for some reason—not that I am complaining. (Mayhap, if you DO die, I will be able to find an adequate substitute...)
Hm, yes. All of your angles are quite splendid, Sir, and it is a shame you normally cannot see them with such ease.
What is your FAVORITE angle? Personally, I prefer viewing you from below—so I suppose the view I normally see. Do you... happen to enjoy your... backside, mayhap? I hope you do not have lewd THOUGHTS about your... backside.
And I assure you that no tentacles are involved, if that is what you mean, nor are there any... bouncing... breasts.
I... see. Hm. But do you not find your face more appealing than your arse? Your arse is... Well, it is not a 'bad' one by any means—I suppose it curves... nicely—but it is still an arse. It cannot express emotions like your face or hands can. It cannot stroke another person's hair or rub their back—without intense awkwardness. All it can do is... well, the 'nasty' things and have phalli inserted inside of it for sexual pleasure. That is the only reason to 'like' one's arse, from what I can gather.
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Zane Lune
3 years, 10 months ago
For what... reason? The fact that you had a corpse, a skeleton, and a ghost, all lying around somewhere? I agree. There seem to be an awful lot of you for some reason—not that I am complaining. (Mayhap, if you DO die, I will be able to find an adequate substitute...)
3 years, 10 months ago
3 years, 7 months ago
Hm, yes. All of your angles are quite splendid, Sir, and it is a shame you normally cannot see them with such ease.
What is your FAVORITE angle? Personally, I prefer viewing you from below—so I suppose the view I normally see. Do you... happen to enjoy your... backside, mayhap? I hope you do not have lewd THOUGHTS about your... backside.
And I assure you that no tentacles are involved, if that is what you mean, nor are there any... bouncing... breasts.
3 years, 7 months ago Edited 1:08 pm
3 years, 7 months ago
I... see. Hm. But do you not find your face more appealing than your arse? Your arse is... Well, it is not a 'bad' one by any means—I suppose it curves... nicely—but it is still an arse. It cannot express emotions like your face or hands can. It cannot stroke another person's hair or rub their back—without intense awkwardness. All it can do is... well, the 'nasty' things and have phalli inserted inside of it for sexual pleasure. That is the only reason to 'like' one's arse, from what I can gather.
Why do you like your arse?
3 years, 7 months ago